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I tweet about my dog a lot

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

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[k. @kenzgobs]

I'm emotional

[PL @PrettyLights]

🌀❤️🚀

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@AyoRufio april fools

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to the man who slapped my ass while I was walking through the crowd at cervs last night: ur moms a hoe

[k. @kenzgobs]

Things I do while on the phone with my mom: pace around the livingroom

Things my mom does while on the phone with me: sears a pork rib, turns on the blender, eats popcorn, vacuums, walks 10+ feet away from the phone, opens trash bags all while running the kitchen sink

[k. @kenzgobs]

Greatest hair day of my life and I didn't get a single pic...tragic

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@_kelserr @_mavys_ As a member of the squad I can confirm we would NEVER

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@_kelserr You call me up and we go together

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I made neal take me on a date bc no one complimented my outfit today

[k. @kenzgobs]

extremely unfriendly reminder that getting an entire event shut down because you brought in outside alcohol is kid shit and I very unkindly ask you to grow tf up

[k. @kenzgobs]

@_kelserr @AustinReardon I get mom in the divorce

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@kryptic_jpg @chmuramusic @rukulives Pray to ur gods/goddesses/universe we are manifesting a miracle

[k. @kenzgobs]

just lost my @rukulives hat in the lake. absolutely devastated but I'm hoping....eventually, I'll see it again

[k. @kenzgobs]

I'm getting too old for 4+ hour middle seat frontier flights

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Not me frantically cleaning my entire apartment for my mom to visit for less than 24 hrs

[Dipitus @ItsDipitus]

Sooo uhhh, Last night was WILD
Sold out Cervantes For @tiedyekyforeva, The Dipitus Afters at TCK popped the fuck off with @Mindsetmusic_ b2b @flybassmusic b2b @soundslikesaka

We cannot thank all yall enough 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[JustFoodForDogs™ @JustFoodForDogs]

July 5th is the busiest day of the year for animal shelters in the U.S. 30% of all lost pet reports occur on this day. Here’s a thread of tips and tricks to keep your dog safe this 4th of July. 🧵

[k. @kenzgobs]

@gimmedatbeckyy_ @classay Damn do you guys tell kids santa isn't real too?

[k. @kenzgobs]

so are we just going to completely ignore the fact that we all collectively witnessed a UFO on saturday before tipper??

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damn bloom literally blew me away