mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️

I do taxes for a living so I'm real fun parties
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[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@StephenShutters my mom would always tell me feelings aren't facts and the heart is wicked and always trying to lead you astray

lot to unpack as I've gotten older

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

Somehow this doesn't feel like extra foam.....or even regular foam @Starbucks

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Hey (with the intentions of laying a piece of cheese on top of you and placing you between a couple buns)

[brooke @brookemiccio]

hot girls grew up doing the summer reading challenges at their local public library

[DIVINE🌺 @sheluvyarii]

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@Rangers #mitelcall seager's got it!

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@Rangers #mitelcall seager!

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

I know @lizzo didn't just drop #aboutdamntime for me to play on repeat for my birthday this weekend. bless this woman.

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@SterlingRenee A HYSA is always a good idea to use as opposed to a typical bank savings account. Lots of tax opportunities and ways you can maximize even just using an HSA as your insurance if that's an option for you

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@SterlingRenee Does your company match your percentage? There are lots of other accounts you can open without an employer to save for retirement. But I agree - money is fake lol

[Dr. Raven the Science Maven @ravenscimaven]

Why are people getting an attitude with me when they ask me if they can pet my dog and I say no???? People really not used to hearing “NO”

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@StephenShutters yes!! I almost messaged you but didn't want to be too creepy 😅

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@StephenShutters @HayleyLovitt Oh my gosh I watched this last night and thought - is that Stephen?!

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

Did not go on my little walk for my stupid mental health today so I am making bread with my dog instead.

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

bestie

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@StephenShutters Kind of - I recently moved in with my partner and he came with! Zombie is like 9 years old and actually used to loathe arthur and start fights constantly but look at us now!!!

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

@StephenShutters Tell me we aren't living out best lives.

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

"Is this safe?" - me two martinis in holding an axe

[mackenzie🧜🏻‍♀️ @kenzie_nd]

happy fall 🍁