Kenz

I worked at a thrift store. So there's that.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@clukens1 😂😂😂

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

There’s nothing more intimidating than an old women on stage with her cello giving you the stink eye during a choral concert.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@emma_lukens215 @XicanitaBonita I just watched it 10 times. I’m dead

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

You know you go to a Christian school when the fitness center is bumping to Chris Tomlin.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Extravagant love is never wasted.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

My coworker was going to show me a “cute video of my daughter singing an Elvis song.” In my head I imagined a small child. In reality it was her 30 year old daughter sitting on a motorcycle. It’s in these scenarios that I struggle.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@emma_lukens215 @WormholeWraps @lzbtre This McAsso is up for grabs given the right price

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@clukens1 @emma_lukens215 @GayPatriot I’m crying

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@hannah_polyak Guess I’m never growing up then.

[Lee Jennings @xLEEJENNINGSx]

The only way to enjoy La Croix

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@Things4WhitePpl @emma_lukens215 this still gets me

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I’ve taken the same bus for so long now that the other passengers and I have gotten to the point where we greet each other in the morning and ask how the other is doing. This must be the meaning of public transit.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

I impulse bought an eggplant at the grocery store a few days ago and now I have no idea how I’m going to cook it. Help.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@emma_lukens215 @katielienemann Accurate

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

Why my bus driver decides to go 8mph in a 30mph when there aren’t any other cars on the road is beyond me.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

Working somewhere where the employees believe in the power of a good pot luck is something that is irreplaceable.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

I just witnessed a lady conducting a business meeting and when asking questions she consulted her Magic 8 ball instead of the guy she was speaking to. Classic Seattle.

[Kenz @kenzie_schro]

@femaleproblems @SidBulldog @emma_lukens215 hi Janet.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We shouldn't say everyone's invited if we're going to act like they're not welcome when they come.
#EverybodyAlways