wow would u look at that. it’s already that time of the night where i move the stuff on my bed to my chair. can’t wait until tomorrow when i move the stuff from my chair back onto my bed
the part of college I’ll miss the most is that period in late 2016 when you couldn’t walk past a bar or a frat party without hearing closer by the chainsmokers blasting from the speakers...I think that was the last time I was actually happy
Samuel begged me to blow up this shark today. It took me 20 minutes and I almost passed out three different times.
When I finally finished he said, “Daddy, sharks are not blue, they’re gray. I think I want the slip n’ slide instead.”
I hate him.