Kenz

mediocre tweets for the soul

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

Be back after this short break

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Wellllllllll fuck 🙃

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@KaylaMorrissey stfu 😂

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@ohiosveryown Eventually yes 😂

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This was me trying to get a yoga ball into my car and it wouldn’t fit at first so I just stood in the rain holding my yoga ball crying.

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@ohiosveryown I’ve never related to Stitch so much

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😌😌😌😌😌

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I’m..over today.

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

My anxiety has been at a 10 and I need it at a much more bearable 6 please

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

Almost every time

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I crave Chinese food when I’m sick and two spring rolls w/ some fried rice has never sounded better

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

I peaked in ‘09

[Naomi @foreignnaomii]

The year is 2009, You’re a jerk by New Boyz comes out, everyone’s wearing
colored skinny jeans and a flannel with 3D glasses, Jersey Shore premieres on MTV, I love boobies bracelets were the move and we’re all still using Limewire to download illegal music. What a time.

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

If I ever find myself in a negative spiral of thoughts

I’m jus like chill the fk out bich, u good

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

I AM OVER THE NORTH END- a dude just whipped out his dick at a stop light to take a piss right next to my car

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I..dunno what to say, this is too accurate

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Wtf is up with high schoolers and crocs

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

Part of me wants lashes but I also rub my eyes constantly and would probably just rip them all off that week

[Kenz @kenzieegbert]

Treated myself to another trip to Austin, maybe this time it won’t snow

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I got whiplash just scrolling past this