Mackenzie

[Mackenzie @kenziegmurphy]

Not to be a simp.... but if I had a boyfriend........ I would make him buffalo chicken dip every single day

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Spirit Airlines. All flights have been canceled, and customer service — not helpful in the best of times — is no longer available.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

it’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you

[Mackenzie @kenziegmurphy]

I can’t stop laughing at Dave Portnoy’s outfit

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

[rue yi @ruebytwo]

I love meeting people who are clearly enjoying their time on earth

[Carlisle @CarlisleDiana]

you can change an entire timeline just by sending a risky text or talking to a stranger. you need to be playing with the fabric of reality

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I love that the list of places with top-tier pro tennis tournaments is like:
—Paris
—London
—New York
—Rome
—Palm Springs
—Shanghai
—suburban Cincinnati
—Monaco

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

kim cattrall summer

[HEAV🦋 @d0llfaceheav]

My friend can post a damn chicken tender and here i am liking her story 🤣🤣

[Mackenzie @kenziegmurphy]

@scottbeg99 You could become a Jets fan like me

[Peter Botte @PeterBotte]

Wayne Gretzky
Games played: 1,487
Goals: 894

Alex Ovechkin
Games played: 1,486
Goals: 894

That’s utterly incredible.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

unfortunately for my haters i will once again be living my best life this weekend

[hannah @crankhart]

Took my adderall

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

The more I watch this game the more I feel like Ohio State was probably the best team in the NFL this year.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Ohio State beat:
• 1 Oregon by 20
• 3 Texas by 14
• 3 Penn State by 7
• 5 Notre Dame by 11
• 5 Indiana by 23
• 7 Tennessee by 25

The most dominant season in CFB history.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER @yungkalez]

To be a great gifter is to be a great listener