kenzie

dm me ur spaghetti recipes

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@kiraleighnovak Very unique and interesting POV

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@CALEB24TM Than ***

[Big E @emiloober]

Doctor: are you sexually active?

Me: well, I AM a cancer

Doctor:

Me: my astrology sign is a 69 ♋️ haha

Doctor: so are yo-

Me: no I am not

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@mnooms17 Can u tweet more. I live for these

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

Are pizza rolls ravioli?

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@haileehoffmann False. Have you ever heard the Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex?

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

https://t.co/749lvLpaJU

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@lainndiane Ily

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

A sentence I never thought I’d live to hear: “Kenny chesney is so hot”

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

Every single boy in this video is me @ some point in the night when I am drunk. Kid u not

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

My 11 yr old cousin sent this out to his Snapchat followers this week. Pls just watch. You will not be disappointed.

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@oman_shea Agh man, I miss it!!!!

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

If u ever want to feel bad about urself just read the nutrition facts on pizza rolls. 6 pizza rolls (combination flavor, of course) have 210 calories, I repeat 210 calories. For 6 pizza rolls. I eat like 25 pizza rolls normally. Wtf.

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@kiraleighnovak Haha

[Jacob @SybilKnows]

12 year old me at Christmas: "man, fuck socks"
24 year old me at Christmas: "fuck yeah, socks"

[kenzie @kenzieloftness]

@kiraleighnovak Lmao yeah Santa isn’t bringing me shopping!!!!!!!!

[Ariel 🥂 @ayooarielll]

My future baby better have my back like this https://t.co/tHWoYgi1Ah