kenz

live unpredictably.

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Just unintentionally microwaved a Bobby pin for 7 minutes

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If it’s worth fighting for, it’s worth a real conversation- not a tweet.

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@iamseekr https://t.co/kNB5PbtBki.episode.ever.

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new hobby:

intimidating the crap out of high school boys in the gym.

you should try it some time.

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@zboah HAHAHAHA

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if your boyfriend doesn’t tag you in dog pics on instagram, is he really that great?

cuz mine is

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don’t rejoice in successful ministry.

rejoice that your name is written in heaven.

@jonathanhelser

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@thegeorgegtz it’ll be 10/10 when i see u😜

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rather than letting everyone know how late you stayed up last night, how many finals you have, & how many papers you have to write, ask them about their day.

your value isn’t in your to-do list.

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sorry kenz can’t come to the phone right now.

why?

oh because the 300 music vocab words she had to memorize for the proficiency exam that lets her graduate as a music major just killed her

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finished two hw assignments today.

finished all of my christmas shopping yesterday.

i’ve eaten 17283737 lbs of turkey.

this weekend, i am wonder woman.

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y’all.

i bought everyone’s christmas presents today.

i feel so accomplished.

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it’s 7:17am and i’m watching a guy eat a burger at the airport.

that’s the kind of friend i wanna have

[relatable @byreIatable]

Can there be a Black Friday deal for my college tuition

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i’m craving a honey butter chicken biscuit. what’s wrong with me.

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what’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me?

sneezing while driving.

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hi.

if anyone wanted to take ya girl to andolinis you might make her monday...

that’s all.

just a thought.

i’m not trying to convince you of anything.

like to take me out for pizza or anything.

not at all.

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@MelissaMotsche HAHAHAHAHAHA OOPS IM SO SORRY MOM

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i literally can’t believe how faithful jesus is.

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someone take me to get tacos & a coke icee plz

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@therevivalists AND @EliYoungBand are coming to Cain’s in the next month & i’m not going to either of them🤦🏼‍♀️