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a fire-breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans. 👩🏻‍🚒🤡👩🏼‍🍼 Swiftie since 2006 ✨Chicago N3 @kenziewern on blue sky!! 🦋

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

@ifyouknevbetter AHH the return to oz nod!!

[katelyn 💋 @bitmojiuser]

wrong! it’s actually “hiiii”

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

can I please name 35??? Don’t make me choose my children

[Pop Base @PopBase]

In honor of her 35th birthday, name your favorite Taylor Swift song.

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

@chicoBean Mattress stores are for money laundering. Every time I’ve been to a store it’s been completely empty except 3-5 “salesman” doing fuck all. Also very small city has like 8 of them which defies all sense.

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

if she mashes TTPD with renegade I will lose my ever loving mind #TSTheErasTour

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

All I’m saying is Subway and The Giver would’ve been on my wrapped if Chappelle would have just DROPPED them

[Godimsuchadyke @godimsuchadyke]

my Spotify wrapped

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

@swiftsboro IT’S ME! I needed to hear it!!!!

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

@milkstrology ily for this even if you’re done doing them!

[TaylorMerchWhispererBot @swiftpitch_py]

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[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

@Stevensully99 It looks like the flowers on the acoustic jacket are embroidered which might be why it’s dry clean only! I can’t remember if the CLM jacket was embroidered or printed

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

Do it. Please.

Signed,
The American People

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

For my Republican colleagues in the House and Senate,

If we are going to release ethics reports and rip apart our own that Trump has appointed, then put it ALL out there for the American people to see.

Yes..

all the ethics reports and claims including the one I filed

all your sexual harassment and assault claims that were secretly settled paying off victims with tax payer money

the entire Jeffrey Epstein files, tapes, recordings, witness interviews

but not just those, there’s more, Epstein wasn’t/isn’t the only asset

If we’re going to dance, let’s all dance in the sunlight.

I’ll make sure we do.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

The MMR vaccine does not cause autism.

There is no need for further research on this.

It's been done.

Multiple times. At a cost of billions.

Its a settled question.

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

Demanding Senate Republicans back Gaetz as attorney general and Hegseth as Defense Secretary is the 2024 version of forcing Sean Spicer to say it was the largest inauguration crowd ever.

These aren't just appointments. They're loyalty tests. The absurdity is the point.

[Americans For Tax Fairness @4TaxFairness]

The cost of eggs is higher because Kroger, Costco, Albertsons, Target, and Walmart raised prices.

These five corporations have reported over $29 billion in profits.

Trump wants to give them a $1.7 billion yearly tax break.

Yes, really.

[suki ❄️ @sukijadedd]

me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

hi switching over to Bluesky and then I’m going to delete this account. Please follow me at @kenziewern over there as well!!

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

@MrEManLoL @FKD2024 I love this so goddamn much. This type of thing is the only thing getting me through right now. Stay on their fucking asses

[tortured dipshit department chair @kenziewern]

The prophecy has been revealed…

[The Sun @TheSun]

REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 https://t.co/TO87mbCAHw