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fat girls love they cake

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Name a better duo. I’ll wait.

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I was born in the right generation I love peptides and science based lifting

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Average day on Reta

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Buying a woman a McDonald’s Diet Coke after sex is what I call aftercare

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Just told my 50 year old client that our goal this week is to stop chud maxing I fear it’s time to expand my vocabulary a bit

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You in his dms he’s in my kitchen cooking me ground beef

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So locked in I’m sneaking a Greek yogurt bowl into the movie theater

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All my homies floss daily and care about their dental hygiene

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Date idea: we hit legs and then I hold your hair back while you throw up in the parking lot

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I love being young and hot and turnt

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Hold up why is there Taco Bell cheese in your bed

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If I can smell yo pussy through your jeans you need to go to the hospital

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Sometimes all you need is hella fucking molly and a fine shyt to frolick with

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Driving past your chopped ex with your new fine shyt is the most rewarding feeling in the world

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I’m either getting married to this man or I will be having the biggest crash out of the century not sure yet will keep you all updated

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To all the girls who swore they’d never date a man again how’s your blue collar boyfriend treating you???

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Life is lifing so hard rn

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When he goes to 3 different stores just to find you a cherry Coke Zero #ifhewantedtohewould

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Have u heard they changed it to mount chudmore

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Ah yes femboy and chud chud

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So locked in that we both deleted all of our dating apps immediately after the first date