Mrs.Millette

Everything happens for a reason. 💙

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

My boy! @kylemillette10 and I are waiting to put this little boy in sports. Can’t wait to see my little man accomplish great things. 💙

[Travis Denning @Travis_Denning]

BREAKING NEWS: The CDC has announced and confirmed that if you lean wit it, you are required to rock wit it.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

There is a lot of “this is the land of the free” going on out there until it doesn’t fit people’s religious agendas.. I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t like douche bags.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

Not to stir the pot but what do we think GP’s average IQ score is? (Individual adults usually score between 70-130 per google)

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

Well ladies, we are officially going back on history. Pretty soon we won’t be able to get hysterectomies by choice either. So fucking scary.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

“It’s so dumb everyone is like gluten free now an days”

Bruh, when I eat gluten it makes me shit my pants. You think i choose to give up Olive Garden breadsticks?! Damn…

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

People have low standards and then wonder why they attract bullshit.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

People sleep on mental health and let me tell you as a medical assistant working for a psychiatrist… we need to do better about resources for mental health.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

@kristinmcg15 Hell yes! ❤️

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Fewer newborn girls in the U.S. were named Karen in 2020 than in any year since 1927

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

This is me as a parent

[Nick Vitanza @VitanzaNick]

My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it’ll flatten. He asked how I knew. And that’s how we got here. So what I’m saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I’m also saying, my wife is away.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

Too many fake nice people out here… just be the piece of shit you were meant to be.

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

phil collins doing the tarzan soundtrack

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

Imma say it again.. BELITTLING PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE THEM TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

@13Cushman @ yourself

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

“I would love to get tattoos but my parents would kill me” you are 25. please go get a tattoo and then go to therapy.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

You can’t say support everyone and be kind to everyone and then be an asshole to people who do life differently than you. That’s not how it works. Lol

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

Want to hear something sad?

My 9 year old sister just said “i kinda wish I was a boy so it would be less likely I get kidnapped”

Congratulations society instead of my sister worrying about being 9, she already is scared to get kidnapped. Wtf.

[Mrs.Millette @kenzmillette]

When you interview for the DMV

“Are you an asshole?”

“Great! you got the job”