Kenz

I would be prettier if my personality wasn’t like this

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

How many times getting locked out of your car does it take for the local police to learn your name? Well as of today, I can say two times in a 72 hour period

[hawkhatesyou @hawkhatesyou]

i’m not gonna lie i feel so vulnerable when i tell my friends i gotta poop

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

I aspire to tackle things in my life with the confidence and wallet of JVN

[Peach PRC @peachprc]

sometimes we gotta realise we are not all taylor swift and no one’s gonna deep dive into your lyrics like that so you just gotta “HIS NAME WAS JOSH AND HERES HOW ALL 6 TRACKS ARE IN SOME WAY CONNECTED TO A BENDER I HAD IN 2019 AND SEE HERE IF YOU LISTEN CLOSELY-”

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

the very first semester i taught i had a russian student with a thick accent who was prone to saying outlandish things that would make the other students laugh. i thought he enjoyed this but one day under his breath he said “everyone always laughing at ivan”

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

I am far too young to grocery shop unsupervised

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

highly recommend owning a cat because it makes dealing with every negative emotion a little bit easier. it’s difficult to feel the full weight of crushing reality when a little freak is doing olympic laps around your home after taking a loud shit

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

Kid having a complete meltdown at the grocery store. The mom goes “Sweetheart, please use your words to tell me what’s wrong.” Kid sniffles, wipes his nose on his shirt, deep steadying breath, screams, “WHEN YOU TELL ME NO, IT SOUNDS BAD IN MY EARS AND FEELS BAD IN MY HEART!”

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

Me after triple texting my friends

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Any room can be a panic room if you'd just give me a fucking second

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

Sorry I’ll never be her

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

I was fine when y’all wanted to bring back straight legged jeans, but now y’all are are messing with my workout leggings and it’s gone TOO FAR.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

In my needing tylenol era

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

Dear god no, I can’t do an empire waistline trend again

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

i think we are only months away from the return of sky tops

[Kenz @kenzsewell]

Trying to get back on a pool float as an adult is so embarrassing