mckenzie collins

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[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

one day someone is going to do right by you for every wrong that left you awake at night

[kenny ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @kendallwilsxn]

so u agree? texans should have the right to choose ?

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

Pancakes especially from ihop🥴
sorry colby

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

rip is teething on top of being sick
no i am not okay

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

me & ben argue every night over the name of our hypothetical second child that we are never gonna have

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

my house is covered in baby toys and all my child wants to play with is the damn tv remote

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

i knew i picked a “unique” name for my kid when one of her toys is supposed to say her name but can’t bc it’s not in their database

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

i could give my child all the toys in the world and she would still choose to suck on her toes

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

no one:

me: do you want ur present now

[“totally different feeling” ηick @Creat1ve]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

Ripley needs a baby bff

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

ripleys still asleep and i am sad

[🙄🙄 @plskysanddiepls]

no hayley williams it ain’t fun

[Chloé @ChloeStillwell]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

the bristas at starbucks make me feel so loved

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Wallace. He hugs every dog he sees during his walk. Knows everybody could use it right now. 14/10

[mckenzie collins @kenzzsue]

Rip laughed for the first time today and yes i did cry

[brain broke @spiralingidiot]

if u have the mental capacity to customize ur whole home screen i can’t relate to u on any level