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is social media the single most mind rotting addiction? surveys say ‘grok what does this mean’

[keo @keokyro]

@MrMuselk whats an australian

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

The snickers vein is one thing but giving me a straight up leaker? Reeses your days are numbered #nastybastards

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[cait @digicait]

It’s crazy bc twitter search used to be so inhumanly perfect and completely functional until one day they decided to brick it beyond repair because they were bored

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

Enough time has passed that I can admit the early anti-SJW's of the pre-Trump tumblr era (ca. 2014) were absolutely correct in that academic social justice language was being co-opted and weaponized by malignantly toxic, hostile people who wanted to hide behind a veil of virtue.

[august @regularaugust]

Can’t overstate how much teenagers being annoying online is not a justified reason to defend identity based internet bans

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[nick usen @nickusen]

The below clip actually comes from a very charming Q&A Zach Cregger gave to a class of high school students. Here is his great follow-up answer to what to do if Elfing isn’t working for you

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

hatred of immigrants is a sign of moral weakness. one of the more obvious tells that you're just not a good person.

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

There were only a few dozen people in the audience, but every single one of them went out and formed a clandestine mind control program

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

It's crazy that it's so controversial to acknowledge the very obvious fact that the global south also has oppressive reactionaries

[BRADZONE @BRADZ0NE]

i actually think it's really good that the dead can never rest with dignity in the digital capitalist age

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the scary part is, for incredibly reckless funding cut the DOGE teens made that becomes almost immediately disastrous like this, there’s dozens if not hundreds more whose impact won’t fully be grasped until decades from now

[andrew @intellegint]

Platner texting and laying on a hotel bed in Abu Dhabi as a PMC: so hot here lol u would have to b naked. my weiener is a machine gun to just kidding

[peter lane @peterlanee]

there used to be this incredible instagram page called beatlescoppied1d and it was all memes about one direction always being better than the beatles or the beatles copying their haircuts. the comments would be full of beatles fans losing their minds. i only have this screenshot

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

This is California. It’s home to 11.8% of Americans, has the fourth largest GDP in the world, is global hub for culture and technology, and is one of the most reliably blue states in the country.

The only problem is that every Democrat they elect is the Antichrist.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

No self respecting Democrat should go on any CBS media properties unless they're willing to spend half their appearance trashing its current brand and leadership.

[keo @keokyro]

@BRADZ0NE this is how i'm learning they're not actually called sprite flea. i didn't even question it

[Future Lesbian Housewife 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾🤝🏳️‍⚧️ @gaygirly4422]

Bald guy was real as fuck for this

[keel🌦 @keelyclove]

sometimes you get home and your boyfriend decides it’s time to rile up the cat with the feather duster i guess

[Henry Burke @burkehenryt]

Underrated thing seemingly driving right wing psychosis in tech is that so many of the "founders" spent years committing innumerable workplace abuses at their small startups. When they grew enough to have HR and legal departments they heard "no" for the first time and flipped out