keola.

don't follow the yellow brick road.

keola (key-o-la).

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Niall also takes up lawn mowing but is too well known in country music that he can only get contracts with friends, such as Louis who is too busy looking after his 2 and a 1/2 children.

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So my mom came in and started ranting about what One Direction are gonna end up doing when they’re older:

Zayn: an obscure rnb artist
Harry: a David-Bowie-esqe musician
Louis: a producer/songwriter with 2 1/2 kids
Niall: country music star
Liam: working for a lawn mowing company

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@faithvalntyne25 airplanes, because apparently i knew that song without knowing i knew that song, and it was knowing that i knew that song that made me know i was a fan of the band i didn't know i knew because i knew that song.
(I'm sorry you had to read this. my brain broke)

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i honestly can't believe that wanda maximoff is my bisexual-awakening #WandaVision

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seeing wanda in her scarlet witch outfit literally made me decide my sexuality. like... yesterday i was genuinely confused as to whether i liked girls or not, but i can happily say after watching #wandavision that yes, i am indeed bisexual.

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#wandavision man... this show is fucking insane. i love it.

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If @Harry_Styles doesn't perform the #TreatPeopleWithKindness routine on tour, then what's the point??

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@GalMarielena and yet he refuses to open his own presents??? small children confuse me sometimes.

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@GalMarielena same. but my baby brother is literally a baby and no matter how many times I pick him up and move him to the other side of the room, he comes waddling back with his smug little 4-teeth grin and practically rips the present out of my hands, because he's crazy.

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@Sylvelleprince I do that because my ma does it, and she only does it so if anything spills onto it, it'll hit the case and not the actual phone. It's just habit now.

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wowza

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The fact that my #SpotifyWrapped top 5 songs are all Harry Styles isn't because I'm a fan (I am, but anyway...), but because that's what music we play to put the baby to sleep 😂

[dany @danyyxlm_]

SIX MASTERPIECES YET THEIR SEXIST US LABEL CHOSE TO IGNORE ALL OF THESE.
RESPECT LITTLE MIX

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@RobertIrwin On your third birthday, you kicked me in the back. But that's okay. I forgive you.

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@realdeancas wendigo is the one episode i cannot watch, and yet i named my cat after it.

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@THEM0NKEES jensen ackles, louis tomlinson, ashton irwin, geoffrey gurrumul yunupingu, angus&julia stone, and most importantly, my mummy and daddy☺️

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ok so that #Supernatural episode was... something. i mean, i liked jack's ending, and how they left chuck to his own devices as a human despite there being multiple ways to gain power (magic, etc.) that he would know about and gain access to. i love logic.

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bye bye donny

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so destiel is canon. by which i mean cas is a cannonball and he just destroyed the ship.

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So let's talk about THAT scene... #Supernatural #destiel