Kepler

Serious notes about unserious coins.
Solo builder & editor behind OnchainCircus.

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

Most memecoins have to manufacture a backstory.

$TOAD found one waiting since 1988.

A green Argentine children’s character called El Sapo Pepe really did exist before Matt Furie’s frog.

Then the market compressed 38 years of messy history into one very useful word:

first.

Except “first” hides a lot.

The 1988 creature was not the exact mascot on the token.

The familiar red-shirt version came later.

And when the supposed connection to Matt Furie reached a US courtroom, nobody produced evidence that Furie had ever seen El Sapo Pepe.

Earlier, yes. Ancestor, unproven.

Meanwhile the new story was happening much faster.

$TOAD launched on Solana.

A community takeover followed.

Mike Dudas became a major amplifier.

People built art, trackers and an entire retro desktop called ToadOS.

@thetoadmeme_ did not invent the lore.

It financialized the archive and started adding chapters:
https://t.co/G1EPEPy6JS

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@mugiwarasol_ why you calling me out like this

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@SamSteffanina @commonsmade what is the nice thing we are missing here..

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@baigrayyan18 clear as the sun?

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@Jambolinos amen

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@badattrading_ half of these coin tickers are a literal warning sign on their own

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@FabianoSolana domain choice is immaculate. high-key emphasizing the 2nd word.

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@toly how far back do you want the recap? because it was a weird week overall

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

2 days ago people were comparing aura points
2 hours ago people were comparing vouch points

what's next?
we’ve gone 2 full minutes without a new CT meta

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@TheMisterTurtle I bid the vamp anyday

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@0xMrPinky YES. BECAUSE YOU ARE SCREAMING

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@meechie not taking off

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@Jeremybtc nmm what happened last time? it soared like crazy for 2 days and then dumped like your average memecoin? if yes, then we know the play

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@0xSweep just to be mistaken for 'trump going to lunch' today

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

chinese CT has completely taken over my timeline since $NIULAI coverage.

today with the rumors of a new trump token in the making, you could've seen the change of trend towards this topic.

everyone there believes it will happen. they post, they share, they analyze contracts and movements.

either insider info is leaking or this is the highest level of hivemind FOMO we've seen in months.

this tweet is one among many i stumbled upon.

[苗公子🇨🇳 @Miao888_1000X]

全网都在等总统发币，看来大家的想法一致，宁可信其有，不可信其无。

我现在24小时盯盘，如果特朗普发币，我还是像去年一样，看到第一时间发合约地址。

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@WangMarkets yeah. can show me how it feels?

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@juliadotsol pick it up, no need

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@DaRealCyberLeek @RockstarGames my my, all that and nothing moved the token

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@boldleonidas @ProsperityTime_ @watchking69 get that bag bro

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@enesonchain its like it was 2 days ago. the memories...

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@wizardofsoho yeah

hmm