im crying sony and microsoft commiting suicide in a single day and here comes nintendo with a big ass lollipop and a propeller hat "hey guys we have new 2D metroid for this year"
I’m sorry but if you don’t think a billionaire shutting down one of the busiest streets in nyc ON THE 4TH OF JULY so she can have a wedding in a castle built inside a basketball court, is not the epitome of out of touch and “let them eat cake” then you just don’t care about people.
D.C. will be hotter than 99 percent of the planet on Friday.
Only parts of Africa's Sahara Desert, the Middle East, China's Gobi Desert and a few spots in the Desert Southwest will be hotter.
Ashley Tisdale is set to star in a new Netflix comedy show titled ‘Toxic Moms,’ following her “Toxic Mom Group” article.
Tisdale will team up with Ali Wong and Sabrina Jalees on the series.
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, shared an AI-generated video of himself as a doctor, treating celebrity patients for “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
Now this is a video that has it all.
Bringing up PACs but only specifically mentioning AIPAC? Check.
Making extreme promises that she almost certainly cannot keep? Check.
Playing airhorns like this is a basketball game when talking about something they allegedly think is an actual genocide going on right now? That wasn't on the list but it is now. Check.
I see American politics are in a great place right now.