Our Kept Home

Wife + Mother • Pouring myself into our ordinary life •

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@NBCSports @nzaccardi why is the article about Kate Douglass yet the photo is not her but what appears to be Leon Marchand?? the video of her meet is used but this is the photo in the article and on the cover. 😑😑😑

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@gstreetfabrics what is the name of this fabric?

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

Hey Google, play sleepless in seattle soundtrack.

-sure, here’s some sleep sounds

🤦🏻‍♀️

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

hey @Meta how about you get with the times and create a bulk read or bulk delete option for comments/messages on pages. 2023 and I gotta click each one at a time

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

anyone else deeply alarmed it’s spring in January. #WhatsHappening #notnormal

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@notwithoutsalt hi there, I might be wrong…but didn’t you have a meatball sub recipe in your blog at some point? 😬😢 I tried searching and it doesn’t show up anymore.

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@Ask_Spectrum I’m not a spectrum customer 😒

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

gotta love @GetSpectrum they come to install service on my neighbors home yet somehow damage my internet in the process and I’m SOL until my service provider can come remedy their mistake.

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

Me, every time the @BabbelUSA radio commercial comes on and I hear the lady mispronounce “magia”

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

the fact that your phone starts acting up the minute you start looking into upgrading your phone

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

hey @Meta please for the love of all that is good in the world, put a do not disturb or unavailable option on kids messenger

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@Mattel oooohhh 👀 so doctor barbie sticks her hand inside and “saws” the cast off the patient. 🫠

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@Mattel what is this 😩😩😩 help us figure out what this is in the barbie cast clinic because we have no idea 🥴

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

nothing like paying $$$$ for health insurance and then it takes a million calls to get answers 🤬

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@MrsMeyersClean here’s an idea so you can take all my money…create a subscription box of your seasonal dish soaps. So I don’t have to run to the store to grab some. It just surprises me at my door at the start of each season 🫶🏻#momlife

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@AustinEkeler line up number 2! wanna win for my son ❤️❤️ #AustinEkeler #pfp

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@AustinEkeler Hi!!! here’s my line up. #pfp #AustinEkeler

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

@AustinEkeler because my husband is not on social media. This is his line up, kid wants to win your jersey 👊🏻 #pfp #AustinEkeler

[Our Kept Home @kepthome]

instead of a anti-abortion law with a 10k bounty why don’t they create an anti-human trafficking law with 10k bounty or anti-child abuse law with 10k bounty. #FoodForThought