Canned Sir

[alexotos @otosalex]

I'm giving away a Sonnet with @modekeyboards!

To enter:
• Follow @otosalex and @modekeyboards
• Like and RT this post
• Tag 2 friends below

The winner will be able to select their exact config and if they want the Sonnet to be built by me on stream!

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Retail-traders actually bag holders *surprised Pikachu face* 😮

“It’s what big finance always does”
*exxxtra surprised pikachu face*😮
Pitches Nokia brick to the moon 🚀

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Panko crusted, sautéed onion and cheese stuffed deep fried burger... with a pickle and lettuce.… https://t.co/c7JxjczSPU

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

A rat just ran by my feet.
#justDumpsterThings

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

I'm tweeting in snow and a bathrobe.

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

They called me Bread Boy. I was wary of such a title at first but then something changed... then… https://t.co/f4fuj0szhg

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Cooking with Pernod...🔥 😈🔥
#nomnoms #bacon hehheh https://t.co/T50hBDp49u

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

@FatherMacLeod Ol Buzz Lightyear going to infinity and beyond? #findBuzz #blameWoodyandthepizzaguy

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Sharpening knives all night. I'm not crazy... I just work in a kitchen

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Work in less than an hour... Have to dry the work pants somehow... https://t.co/BmX8y3TaYz

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

I tried going to be 5 hours ago...

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Mmm... #Homemade #oyakodon
I even made enough for seconds 😈 https://t.co/I5VeF86n1T

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Navigating social media is exhausting.
Now let me just Twitter this right here....

....perfect

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Thousands at the Tragically Hip in Vancouver! Dude sung an amazing 2 hour set with a brain… https://t.co/khwYtegxXD

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Vancouver is pretty. :) https://t.co/bHf3shBYCb

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Somewhere in bc. Twas pretty awesome and chill cross country ride by train. :3 https://t.co/qCjhclqUF1

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Some yellow bombing yellow in Saskatchewan. https://t.co/PKDo8EQkCX

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Neato skyline in Winnipeg. #whereispiglet #ilost https://t.co/oDzdHyrWkC

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Northern Ontario. Via rail. #poo https://t.co/cU6n2um19P

[Canned Sir @keranaway]

Edgy ass Lo-fi. Song by yours truly. #music #hipstershit #poppop https://t.co/eZc4NzEtqE