John Kerans

Now available in Bluesky. Follow me there, the time is coming to leave this hellscape
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@GearboxOfficial I'm not admitting I'd lose a battle of wits with Cl4ptrap, but I could REALLY use some protection against self damage with thrown Tediore weapons

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@SamMobiles Translation: spend more money you don't have. Won't you peasants think of the poor shareholders!

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@SOTSPodcast Damn, I never understood the Limp Biskit hate, been a big fan for years, but this is a collab that didn't need to happen

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@mgkmagic @SOTSPodcast That makes no sense

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@esjesjesj I can only read the 'like this jackass' comment while picturing musk jerking a thumb towards himself

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@elonmusk Take a history lesson Elon, the US showed up late, the soviets did most of the hew y lifting

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@BorisJohnson Get back under your rock you scruffy conman

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@canadiancarol1 @BorisJohnson He was the most corrupt of the lot! Are you mad?

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@Benjami26939655 @_MemeWars @creepydotorg Get older, look older = conspiracy?

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@dappledphotons @Charalanahzard It's only surprising that it's not significantly more common

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@allenanalysis It's a MASSIVE conflict of interests

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@andywigmore @MarinaPurkiss @DPJHodges How can you possibly say that with a straight face?

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@ColtonBlakeX @Mahiesdotter @TheTrace818 @JoJoFromJerz I think EVERY other country in the world seeing America's weekly school shootings would agree that it is a VERY good reason to confiscate everyone's guns. Or at least have much more rigorous regulations for their ownership

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@6O3Sabrina @JoJoFromJerz That's it, it's like a literal brainwashing trigger. Most of them likely don't know any LGBT folk, or have any experience of DEI hires getting jobs over more qualified white candidates, it's all just boogeymen ingrained into their psyches

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@amgrafitti @JoJoFromJerz It's gotten to the point where that would be a valid strategy. Fuck the whole 'they go low we go high' shit, just join the GOP at their own game and campaign on lies, slander and soundbites

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@JoJoFromJerz But those delicious Liberal tears Jo! /s

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@Nigel_Farage Given how little your constituents have seen of you since the election I'm sure you'll be out on your ear so bring it on

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@Diana38261174 @BladeoftheS Love Charlie. Baffles me that comedians like him, Jon stewart, Jon Oliver etc can spout such obvious truths and we all just laugh and go heh, yeah but what are you gonna do?

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@Captn_Mannering @BladeoftheS Eton mess

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@VIVADENXCIX @0de2V1ceroy @TeachLeadAAli You ever heard of the Pope?