I discovered the cure to depression
Turns out it’s actually spending more time outdoors and getting violently high to the point of immobility before bed!
Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!
🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.
“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”
New York subway rule: Dogs must be "carried in a bag" when boarding.
As a result, this regulation has directly sparked a creativity contest among New Yorkers..
This is Scooby. Tiny chihuahua out here at Nuggets halftime in his #01 jersey, snagging the alley-oop and spinning a 360 dunk like it’s nothing. More genuine hustle than half the league. Heart of a champ, no Red Bull needed. Good boy.
Have you ever come across a Thomas Dambo Troll?
There are over 40 of them in the USA and 100 of them worldwide.
Imagine stumbling across one and not knowing what it was.
Pretty magical. ❤️