lil gherk

[lil gherk @kerbasmile]

:)

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

[Turk Turkleton @flickyournic]

I discovered the cure to depression

Turns out it’s actually spending more time outdoors and getting violently high to the point of immobility before bed!

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

New York subway rule: Dogs must be "carried in a bag" when boarding.
As a result, this regulation has directly sparked a creativity contest among New Yorkers..

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

This is Scooby. Tiny chihuahua out here at Nuggets halftime in his #01 jersey, snagging the alley-oop and spinning a 360 dunk like it’s nothing. More genuine hustle than half the league. Heart of a champ, no Red Bull needed. Good boy.

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

"Babe, it's not clutter. It's the Japanese practice of tsundoku."

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

[lil gherk @kerbasmile]

We love you but especially Venus loves to sing this song @RedClayStrays

she loves me the way I am 💫♥️

[Baba @Inc051]

When she finally realized 😭😂🤣

[greg. @mistergeezy]

I am screaming.

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

pov: you’re watching the premiere of ‘high school musical’ on january 20, 2006

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

Have you ever come across a Thomas Dambo Troll?

There are over 40 of them in the USA and 100 of them worldwide.

Imagine stumbling across one and not knowing what it was.

Pretty magical. ❤️

[ness༺❤︎༻ @cleanteethvane]

i think a lot of us here need to see this

[Gus @Nobummmer]

This is a perfect visual metaphor for everything that has happened from 2009 to now

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

the Grinch was the original Labubu