sad content producer #356

i got rid of my tumblr but I just replaced it with seven group chats and this twitter.

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

Two white people. Recording themselves talking shit. About hardcore. In this economy and in the year 2020? What are the odds? https://t.co/GudTgy8qpy

[keegan @FranziaMom]

all pop bands right now (diy, indie rock, pop punk, hardcore dudes making pop music) are in a frantic race to accomplish the exact same goal:

write Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms a second time

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

Saw a kid dressed in a full Chelsea kit for Halloween and reflected on how scary the last year has been as a fan of Chelsea Football Club. #ChelseaFC

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

Ruben Cotter needs to shave those sideburns.

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

I know the world is really good because Willow Smith is trying to sell me an LG Television with an inspirational tale.

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

My brain is now controlled by Pinegrove shuffle and pitcalls by bands in weird place TikToks.

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

@SCWhisperer Need to start getting a multiplier on how many people you carried for your post contact metres, because Payne is carrying 3 or 4 blokes for another 8 metres after he hits the line.

[Evan Morgan Grahame @Evan_M_G]

more like a bunch of met galahs if you ask me

[RugbyLeagueGuru @RL_Guru]

It’s time, make the call Freddy.

Turbo and Trell Mit in the centres, Graham on the sting would be my call atm. Thoughts?

[Dave Callan @davecallantwit]

Why do most places in Queensland sound like Mario Kart tracks tho

Sunshine Coast
Rainbow Beach
Deception Bay
Suncorp Stadium
Fortitude Valley

[NRL @NRL]

Dom Young helps the @NRLKnights run over 90m to score the Try of the Week! 🤯

[Belle Silva @bellesilva]

I don't say anything anymore. I look at the table and we are in eleventh place, very sad… let's get ready for Tuesday. #goblues #camonchelsea

[London Is Blue Podcast ⭐️⭐️ @LondonBluePod]

Just 7 months ago, Ann-Katrin Berger was undergoing treatment for Thyroid Cancer. Today, she’s saved 2 penalties that knock out Champions League holders Lyon and send Chelsea into the semifinals. 🧤

What a story! 💙

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

My favourite part of a friendly is trying to break the legs of as many opposing players as possible. #AUSvECU

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The one we’ve been waiting for, the Roy Kent derby at Stamford Bridge. 🔵🔴

@AFCRichmond | #CFCvsAFCRichmond

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

We need to give each @NRLKnights player a signature food item at our stadium next week to play like 'Big Red' Corey Horsburgh and get a win. #nrl

[GIO Stadium Canberra @giostadium]

Try the COREY HORSBURGH BIG RED DOG, a 12-inch frankfurt, cheese, bacon, shallots, house-made beer & bacon cheese sauce on a Raiders green bun. Available from Snag Street Dogs on the Eastern side of the stadium. More info: https://t.co/4SjBIvBVSt
@RaidersCanberra @cronullasharks

[sad content producer #356 @kerbysdreamland]

@no_wuckers @lavosaurus Being a knights fan since birth is why I became an emo and can't stop now.