KDJ

I have issues and they're GLORIOUS!

[KDJ @keridbear]

@RdotSpoon I feel like we just witnessed a courtship, engagement, wedding and HEA within that two minute clip... but it also felt filthy? Like eyes meet, foreplay, The Deed and the aftercare...
Awkwardly ever after 🥰

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Cranberry juice have a baby with anybody.

[KDJ @keridbear]

@fallin4fiction @illustrevor @ManifestlyOA I mean... yeah. Drop the link for the pre-order right here. We'll be waiting for your call.

[KDJ @keridbear]

@RdotSpoon This is it. The review that I needed to set off spooky season. Get into my veins, undead Negroes.

[KDJ @keridbear]

@litandknits *sigh*
But disassociation and conceptualization of feelings are so much easier 😂😂😂
Ok, I'll stop triggering Therapist Twitter now. But I won't stop laughing at my own faulty coping mechanisms. Not ever.

[KDJ @keridbear]

@litandknits But like... can you disassociate by buying journals with good intentions while you listen to romance audiobooks?
What if the author is an actual mental health pro so you FEEL therapized after the HEA?
One day I will actually use the journals... I think 😬

[Brandon Bradford @BrandonLBradfor]

I don't think I've ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them twice to make sure they work. They've always worked

[KDJ @keridbear]

This. Right. Here.
I do not dream of labor.
Work is what I donate 40hrs/week to in order to fund my leisure time.

[Anna Granta ADHD Coach, UK @annagranta]

Autistic and neurodivergent people tend not to apply for a job unless they meet all the requirements of the role.

If this is you, it's holding you back. Here's why...🧵

[KDJ @keridbear]

@RdotSpoon Can the meet cute happen in an animal shelter where they're fighting over a pup? Cause it was one of the best regular human love stories that I've read (with my ears) in a while...

[Kyle, a Madson @KyleAMadson]

Gary Payton on NBATV wearing a shirt of Gary Payton being guarded by Gary Payton II

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Sending your employees back to the office when gas, food, child care, pet care, etc are all through the roof - and not giving them a raise - after they spent 2 years doing the job just as well from home is a great way to tell your employees you don't care about them

[KDJ @keridbear]

My mom and I (perpetual snackers) call it "fork food"
You want a meal.

[Jhanelle Peters, Psychotherapist @JhanellePeters]

So my friends are clowning me. Help me out here!

When some says “I’m hungry. But I want food food.”

Do you know what “food food” is?

[KDJ @keridbear]

Agreed. Tomatoes are an ingredient not a food and not a topping.

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

@trichesfaucons Adding a tomato to a sandwich or salad makes it INSTANTLY inedible.

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

The shame of it is that these elected conservatives are just performing for their base. They’re not serious people and these are not serious questions. It’s so performative and exposes a political system that is deeply unfixable.

[KDJ @keridbear]

@RdotSpoon Ew... EWWWWWWW
He got his gross fetishy vibes all over me. I hate it.

[KDJ @keridbear]

@RdotSpoon I found you because I decided that I was only listening to Black voices this February and someone whispered "Black California Ranchers" in the wind... Rafe and Xeni soon followed and here I am Twitter stalking. Hello Friend 🙋🏾‍♀️

[KDJ @keridbear]

@RdotSpoon See, I casually avoided the trope because the term sounds misogynistic. I now have a plethora of new reasons to hate the term AND look forward to reading Polyam roms.
Come through with the HEA Romancelandia 🥲

[KDJ @keridbear]

@Kris10Callihan What if the Calm was actually an anxiety ball who FORCED calm when the grumpy anxiety in their counterpart mirrored their own? 🤔
It's like an unwritten rule in my house that only one of us is allowed to pout at a time and we all go into fixer mode if the EyeoftheHurricane is off

[KDJ @keridbear]

The juxtaposition of wholesome and petty within this sibling energy is just so *chef's kiss* 🥰🤌🏾💋😘

[Dubb @willnumba1_]

My sister and her baby daddy arguing. She gon text me “he on the game, get online and kill him” and idk why that’s so funny to me😭😂 maybe because I’m finna do it and recruit mfs to help