Kerin Danubio

It's not always rainbows and butterflies.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

#disneyonice

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

#disneyonice

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

#disneyonice

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

#disneyonice

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

#disneyonice

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

I scheduled a whole family Zoom session and Jack separately asked me if I planned it because I was pregnant and announcing it to them. UMMM NOPE. Just some forced family fun. It’s that simple.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

I am SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i wish i knew who made this... but welcome to day 5, world.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

PREACH🙌🏼

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Switching gears (pun intended) I don’t know how anybody can defend Peter here. If he really came to find his wife and thinks it’s Madison and she gives you ultimatum you don’t fuck the other girls. It’s pretty simple. If you came on to fuck other girls you fuck em #TheBachelor

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

I just had to break out my teacher voice at an event in Boston and I’m not sure whether or not I’ve hit a high or a low.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

Do you ever get so stressed out watching other people’s windshield wiper speed? Or is that just me?

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

I just bumped into a mirror thinking it was a person and said “Ooh, so sorry”.... to myself.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

Day one of my summer nannying schedule:

Me: Stop whining in the pool, or you can get out an read a book.

5 year old: I can’t even read.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

We are still at the point where he tells me to start thinking about dinner at 10:30 in the morning 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

How outrageously frustrating that they’re calling Kylie Jenner self made.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

I fell on black ice tonight. I was shocked and openly asked, “dude, when was the last time I fell?”

Disappointingly, I came up with many pretty recent instances and regretted my question.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

My 5 year old student’s take on a famous joke:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, know. 
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Aren’t you banana happy that I didn’t say Orange again?

Oh wait. No. Let me try again.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

Happy Friday from a teacher!

[Sebastian Maniscalco @SebastianComedy]

I have problems.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

Today, one of my students said...
“Miss Danubio, I would rather take a nap than do any more school work today.”

I have never connected more with one of my students.

[Kerin Danubio @kerindanubio]

Kill me now.