Kerisa

Fitness Junkie Nike Addict & Food Lover Rolling Stone says: a perfect catch! Mason Plumlee: I wish she would date me!! Dwayne Johnson: best gym partner ever!

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

why do people not understand that every time they hurt me emotionally I just get funnier and prettier….. you are literally just giving me more power 🤣😂

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

Nice car girl, done much to it?

Me: “eyes widen”
Me: “pulls up podium”
Me: “sets up PowerPoint”
Me: “shuffles notecards”
Me: “clears throat”
Me: I’m glad you f*cking asked.

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

Just tried to take a sip of my hot cocoa through my stirrer straw… so that’s how my morning is going

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

The next relationship I’m in, I’m gonna require a $2k deposit, if he wants to waste my time he’s gonna pay for it 😂

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

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[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

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[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

I mean I’m funny…. But looks aren’t everything 😂🤣 #memes #dailydoseofmeme

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

Why do the workers at @Arbys always look at me weird when they ask me how much horsey sauce I want and I say enough to bathe in? Is that so wrong? I feel slightly judged…..

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

Reached a new level of supreme disappointment when I ordered @Arbys and was told when I arrived they had NO HORSEY SAUCE…like zero, zilch, nada, not even a drop…..they had the meats but they didn’t have the sauce 🥹😭😔

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

@atstrmn @Pepto What color / brand is this?

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

Never heard back from customer service 💔🥹

[MOD Pizza @MODPizza]

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[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

@MODPizza When are you guys bringing back the garlic butter spreaddddddd

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

@Starbucks I feel EXTREMELY called out by this 😂

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

@VancityReynolds Is no one going to mention the sweat mark his ass left on the floor in the end???

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

Heaps it is! @MODPizza coming through

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

@MODPizza why is your reward not working for me????? 😭😭😭😭😭

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

I just entered to win @Halsey tickets from @Z100portland! https://t.co/MKaJihSMlG

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

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[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

@womenAAHKS @ACR_MD @eglieberman @JennaBernstein7 @LindaSuleimanMD @orthosmash69 @kimtuckinAZ @AlexisGaskin32 @DrAntoniaChen @orthochick @OrthochickMD @drhaydeebrown @mymomthesurgeon @_NancyMD I’ve had the privilege to work as @eglieberman’s medical assistant over the last 2 years and I can tell you she is going to go far in the orthopedic world, she’s brilliant, dedicated, humble, and she really cares about her patients from consult to post op and beyond.

[Kerisa @Kerisa21]

I got covid the day before my birthday so of course I missed my @Starbucks birthday drink, well I emailed them and they re-added it to my account and today I got it! Thanks to the kind barista who made my drink extra special!!