This happened in Kitale.
Meanwhile CS interior is busy waiting for Gachagua to counter him with how many watches he has.
No one is safe mazee.
This is sad to watch.
Sifuna does not need to have a long agenda and empty promises about Singapore on top of cars. Saying he wants to restore constitutionalism is enough because:
1. He will empower the necessary institutions to fight corruption.
2. He will restore the independence of institutions and stop political interference.
3. He has said his Cabinet will be made up of experts, so they will know what needs to be done in their respective sectors.
4. His job as President would be to create the right environment for those experts to deliver.
5. He will strengthen Parliament’s oversight role over the Executive.
6. He will protect the Judiciary and independent commissions from political interference.
7. He will restore accountability in government spending and public procurement.
8. He will uphold the separation of powers and respect constitutional checks and balances.
9. He will protect citizens’ rights and freedoms.
10. He will restore the rule of law, where institutions—not individuals—run the country.
He doesn't need to personally know how to fix every problem. His job is to appoint competent people, give institutions room to work, enforce accountability and create an environment where good policy can actually be implemented.
1. The Sifuna Alarm Clock
One morning, a Kenyan woke up and said, “Today I will mind my own business.”
Before he could finish his tea, Sifuna appeared on TV talking about the government.
The man switched off the television.
Then he opened WhatsApp—Sifuna was there.
He opened Facebook—Sifuna was there.
He went to the neighbour’s compound—someone was discussing Sifuna.
He finally shouted, “Even in my dreams, this man will follow me!”
His wife replied, “Relax. At least someone is asking the government the questions we are afraid to ask.” 😂
2. Kenyan Politics 101
A lecturer entered class and asked:
“Who knows what democracy means?”
One student raised his hand.
“Democracy means the people choose their leaders.”
“Excellent! And what happens after elections?”
The student replied, “The leaders choose what the people will remember.” 😂
Another student added, “But Sifuna keeps reminding them!”
The lecturer smiled and said, “That is why some people don't like his microphone.” 🎤😂
3. The Kenyan Election Promise
A politician told Kenyans:
“Give me your vote and I will build roads, create jobs and lower the cost of living.”
A Kenyan asked, “When?”
The politician said, “Immediately after elections.”
The Kenyan replied, “My friend, even my landlord stopped accepting promises. Why should I?” 😂
Then Sifuna arrived and said, “At least let's ask the hard questions.”
The crowd shouted, “Now you're talking!
Mimi Ndio Sifuna!!!
Imagine visitors come to your house, but you close the main door and tell them they cannot enter. Instead of leaving, they find another way to look through the window,and suddenly, the dirty old mattress you were hiding is exposed.
That is exactly what Gladys Wanga has done in Homa Bay. By blocking Sifuna from using the main highway into Homa Bay town, she may have thought she was keeping him out. Instead, Sifuna is using the panya routes, and in the process, he is exposing the state of the roads in Homa Bay: poor, undeveloped roads that many people rarely see.
Hii ni own goal.
She must be regretting