Kermit (The Woker)

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they/them
phannie/boober
queer
weird loser :)

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Im heartbroken </3 emilia :[[[[[ layla :[[[[[[

[alex ✪ is meeting dnp @phoundheaven]

just found out no phadmins at the australia tour. dhmu.

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

@UEVOSrune HE FUCKED THE FREDDY FAZBEAR PILLOW PET ????

[k but never kay @CreaturesBrayin]

I need people to know that the conspiracies #dangender people peddle are harmful and dont represent trans and gender non conforming identities. im sick of it as a trans non binary person. (1-)

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Elmo how did you know its raining??

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo knows that Mr. Sun will come back out to play when Mr. Sun is ready! ☂️ ☀️

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Why dont they design clothes with people with bigger hips in mind???

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Why were there ever fish in a kettles let alone multiple kettles worth of fish

[the meji @mejitwo]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

I fear waking up so much I dont wanna actually sleep

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

I have to wake up so early tommorow >w< everyone pray I survive and also actually wake up lmao

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Why are all the preset alarm sounds so nice like I will sleep through that shit I need a siren sound not nice, melodic and calming xylophones

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

IM NOT EVEN GONNA SAY IT OKAY

[mirror man @ramdepeekm]

when the bottom is a touch starved older man and the top is a perverted younger guy

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

WHY ARE MY MUTED WORDS NOT WORKING??? I KEEP GETTING TAGGED TOUR SPOILERS BUT I HAVE IT BLOCKED??

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

@AlisonLynnArt Most real thing I've ever heard in my life

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

They should also invent a hair tie that doesn't hurt or provide uneven pressure but still keeps all the hair neat and together

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Theu should invent a kind of longer hair that doesn't overstimulate you when it touches your neck

[Moonage @M00n4ge_art]

Everyday I wake up and reach across the bed for my wife (ao3) only to remember she died 5 years ago (5 days ago) and she's not coming back (2-4 weeks)

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Theu should invent a kind of longer hair that doesn't overstimulate you when it touches your neck

[Kermit (The Woker) @kermitSmile]

Biblically accurate bench trio

[hope ✧ misses dipnpip @luvdnpz]

this genre of dan is so incredibly endearing to me he’s such a needy little shit im crying

[mary @elaine_stritch]

*trying to flirt* I uhhhhh really love the skillful way you beat the other girls to the bride’s bouquet