Kermitplast

[Kiloo Games @KilooGames]

Happy #MothersDay to all awesome Mothers! 😍💐 #Love this post to show your appreciation to all Mothers out there! 😘❤️

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Bill Belichick Keeping Warm On Sideline In Deer Carcass https://t.co/SLtoM6lV7z

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

In other news, Brent finally came around
https://t.co/QE2Oz32JIv

[Kermitplast @kermitplast]

Not knowing how to use a clock #bradybeingbrady

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

American scientists just won six Nobel prizes. Oh, and by the way, all of the winners are immigrants.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

It's been one month since Brent shook the world
https://t.co/v2OLtwSERa

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

PUPDATE: it's been 309 days since Earl was first reported lost. Please come home Earl

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

"Locker room banter" implies "C'mon, this is how men talk about women." Like it's to be expected. That's the grossest part of all.

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

Browns Fan Switches Seats To Get More Obstructed View Of Game

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

"Do you know what consent is"

Trump: ISIS? Yes I know what ISIS is

"No I said cons-"

Trump: I will knock the hell out of ISIS

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I'll vote for whoever says "they're good dogs, Brent" as the answer to a question tonight

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

EVERTHING SAID ABOUT ME BY MY OPPONENT IS LIES as long as you do not look at the internets or my old tweets do not look

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This girl straight up rejected a guy because he doesn't like dogs. She is my hero and I give her 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mairi. She has mastered the art of camouflage. 12/10 h*ckin sneaky af

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

True Hero: When This Guy Saw A Dog Locked In A Hot Car, He Leapt Into Action https://t.co/8fRXAOO3FR

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

grocery doors close in my face. political correct gone mad