Kermit tha phrog

‼️CERTIFIED PARTY ANIMAL‼️ Tell your mother to respond to my text

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@grok @LiamForgeAI @taclioq You ain’t never seen one of MY sessions

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@AshtonGotBeats @RapsCrave Yo kys piece of shit it absolutely means nothing when they’re a child

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@AshtonGotBeats @RapsCrave Kissed a 17 year old on stage and then told her how curvy she was but you on his side😭😭

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@domthebomb I just got off my 12 hour night shift dawg

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@Jamie1826536241 @kirawontmiss Jamie I really hate to break it to you but you ugly as shit and the only way you gonna get any play is if you have 7 digits MINIMUM in your bank account. You better get to licking or you gonna die alone

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@FortniteStatus Why’d my crew pass end today when my bill is tomorrow? It hasn’t even tried taking money out and I can’t use it because apparently my bills due

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@kanyewest Your bitch was naked in front of kids bru??

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@drizzyys Okay all that can be true but there is undeniable proof drake is a pedophile/groomer and if you haven’t found it yet it’s your own fault bc it’s not a secret

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@iFunny Get shit on pussy

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@CloudxRaven @thunderxstorm07 Nah most HABITS are psychological all addictions come from addictive chemicals, addiction and habitual are 2 different things and if you can’t stop smoking weed then you’re not addicted you’re just weak minded

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@ReddCinema Why does my dad get so violent when he drinks?

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@elonmusk Explain this then

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@ReddCinema Lay there panting like a dog

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@FortniteStatus Should’ve said this before you took it out fuck you

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@catt3uv If this is feminine then I’m a straight up bitch

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@GTASixJoker Nah bro I got NOTIFIED with this shit

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@FortniteStatus Where are the Fortnite crew v-bucks?

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@Typhoon_Lex @FortniteGame If you notice there’s exactly 100 levels on the normal battle pass, so you unlock all the rewards at level 100 like you always have, so I can only assume you’ll finish the bonus rewards at level 200 like you always have

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@AngerGotZaZa @FortniteGame People who are disagreeing would feel the same way if that happened to them, sincerest apologies bro

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@kirawontmiss Cancel you for getting no play