samara

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[samara @kernels69]

i hate every single person below 5'2

[samara @kernels69]

i have 6 dollars in my checking account

[samara @kernels69]

the smell of cottage cheese makes me violently ill

[samara @kernels69]

the nh DMV ghosted me

[samara @kernels69]

@fvrsad i didn't so

[samara @kernels69]

he told his mom about me <3

[samara @kernels69]

i just used the word "wicked" wtf

[samara @kernels69]

stop hating on kayaks

[samara @kernels69]

"You ever go up to lake winniepasaque"

[samara @kernels69]

there is an eighth grader in my dms

[samara @kernels69]

naming my future child jeremy so i can call him jerb

[samara @kernels69]

me, plotting out an entire relationship before i talk to him

[samara @kernels69]

thinking about starting a podcast with emma and hannah. opinions?

[samara @kernels69]

i want what they have

[samara @kernels69]

@FinnGraff i bet he has some wild stories

[samara @kernels69]

@fvrsad indeed it is

[samara @kernels69]

bean boots stare cheugy right in the eye... but they remain in style

[b @coconutm1lf]

why she talkin to my hoes like that

[samara @kernels69]

scared that maybe one day i'll run for president and everyone will see my tweets and question my values even though every single one of my points is true