lauren kernick

'All that is gold does not glitter.Not all those who wander are lost.The old that is strong does not wither.Deep roots are not reached by the frost' JRR Tolkien

[Miss Peregrine's @PeregrinesMovie]

🌜ʇsɹᴉɟ sᴉɥʇ ʇǝǝʍʇǝɹ

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

"@RelatableQuote: Some people cry when their boyfriends or girlfriends breakup with them... I cry when I finish my oreos..." @Elle_Benaya :D

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@OnlyWhenUrDrunk no, she needs to go to the village! @Elle_Benaya

[Tracey Lange @TraceyLange]

Hey! Retweet & win VIP #Met tickets + trip to @aquilasafaris! Vote @TraceyLange #CavendishMet Forever New! Its HOT!!!!

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

Cape Town, its been too long <3

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

INTENSE interview w/ Oprah & @lancearmstrong! But thumbs up for the truth. Better late than never and courage like that is admirable.

[Gareth Cliff @GarethCliff]

The song lyric "Let me see beneath your beautiful" is not profound. Read some Keats or Byron, you simpleton.

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@Elle_Benaya ** cue Southern accents

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@Elle_Benaya aaahahaha and have infinite amounts of cash in my wallet ALL THE TIME :D

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

No one ever asked The D what it wanted.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I have some really important advice for anyone thinking of starting a religion.
Please RT the shit out of it. Thanks.

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@Elle_Benaya definitely!!! :D

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@Elle_Benaya we can have our tea party!!! :D

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@Elle_Benaya I am home :D ooooh sister do I have stories for you.. But none including the naked unicorn lady. Unfortunately.

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@Elle_Benaya what's up home slice? :P

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

Durban: cocktails in darught glasses.

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

Duran: cocktails in fraught glasses.

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@HoareauPascale aahahaha you bet your life they do :P thank you so much for your WONDERFUL hospitality. Totes be back! :D xxxx*

[lauren kernick @kernick09]

@MizBrophy what is Pasc's cell number? X