Trouble with the Kern

knock knock, who’s there? A big boner in my underwear 🤷‍♀️

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I’m getting my ass cream pied

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I love dirty butthole

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I suck wiener for a living

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@teeshajackson22 I give the best advice when I’m a little buzzed. 😎

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Why do my partners hairs always end up in my butt crack? Never in my armpit or behind the knees 💯every time in the buttcrack

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@Jamal_cD Just a growing boyyy

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@teeshajackson22 If you brought your glasses please give them to the umpire. Poor guy can’t even see the strike zone

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Trying to watch the beaver game and every time they show the batter I have to look at @teeshajackson22 ugly face in the stands

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Bowling at lakeshore lanes and all I can think about is the night me and @CannellMatt got cut off for giving the bubbas beers when they were underage 😂😂

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@teeshajackson22

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Nobody is EVER gonna pimp a HR off this guy again @Starting9

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@Iamloganhess @teeshajackson22 Dude he was such a mean little shit always wanted some smoke 😂😂

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Talking about wild shit from back home with a coworker last night and he still doesn’t believe @teeshajackson22 dad had a pet duck that lived in the house for like a year 😂😂

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@missbee_13 Damn it miss balls

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@T1FLIGHT The joint in the background has the best tacos in Albany hands down

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@missbee_13 @AlexZoowapo Gross dude save it for marriage

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@IAmMikaelP No that sounds like an awesome idea 😎

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@teeshajackson22 Dude took halloweekend to the max. Nothing like getting woken up to whiskey by your drunk pirate bestie😂

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@teeshajackson22 Dude it’s so scary when you can hear a picture. Arrrg me matey where’s all the booty 😂😂🥲🥲❤️