kerri

Pisces, born/raised/live in MI, like to run sometimes, in bed by 9-still cool af though, weak at Tweeting

[Ruwa Romman @ruwaromman]

Tragic ending to what would’ve been an amazing legacy for Big Gretch. She reversed harmful policies and did so much with a split government.

Now, she’s ending it with this photo, supporting data centers, vetoing bills her own party fought for, and this.

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Now influencers are being paid to say she is growing on them.

That will never erase the fact Haley Stevens too corporate PAC money from the companies hurting Michiganders:

AT&T
BlackRock
Blue Origin (owned by Jeff Bezos)
Boeing
Charter Communications
Cigna
Comcast
Deloitte
DoorDash
DTE Energy
Ernst & Young (EY)
General Mills
General Motors
Goldman Sachs
Guardian Life Insurance
Home Depot
Honeywell International
Humana
McDonald’s
PricewaterhouseCoopers (PwC)
Principal Life Insurance
Qualcomm
Stanley Black & Decker
T-Mobile
UBS
Verizon

Ally Financial
American Crystal Sugar
Applied Intuition
BASF
Celanese
Corning Inc.
Cozen O'Connor
DaVita
Elevance Health
Grant Thornton Advisors
Huntington Ingalls Industries
Infineon Technologies
Inspire Brands
International Paper
Nielsen
Nucor

[kerri @kerri_det]

@HaleyforMI Considering you take so much money from special interests, I'd like you to confirm who the "'em" is.

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

So brave.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Republican Rep. Kean voted against 40 hours of paid medical leave for workers, then took 4 months paid leave himself.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[Remi Kanazi @Remroum]

Democrats for my entire life: "If you want change, go out and vote!"

Democrats today: "No, not like that!"

[dri🫪 @pettykrueger]

“Rape accusations ruin lives!!!” lol no they don’t bc wtf is this

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Hard to believe Spencer Pratt lost the election despite having no experience, being highly unpopular and running in a 4:1 democratic stronghold.

Makes no sense.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

CONAN AT HARVARD: “No university in our nation has produced more Nobel laureates or white collar criminals… so whether you choose good or evil, know that you are among the very best.”

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

“fuck this job”
*goes to work*

[Pistons Talk @Pistons__Talk]

Fixed it for ya

[Morgan Cannon @MCannon313]

Wise words from Jahmyr Gibbs. We will be back. #Detroitbasketball

[kerri @kerri_det]

@1ssve I like coming into the office because nobody is there.

[Matty @TailgateSA]

My hottest sports take is that if your stadium was funded by tax payers your games should be on free, network TV.

Yes, I'm annoyed that I have to buy 3 streaming services and cable to watch the Spurs playoff games.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Unless the aliens are going to help us annihilate the pedophiles in the Epstein files then I don’t care….