Kerri-Anne Sheridan

A PBS mind in this MTV world

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

Never been much for tweeting. Now that it's the new home of conspiracy theories, and verification is meaningless, I imagine I'll be here even less. ✌️👣

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

@PeacockTV produces errors when trying to watch, does not staff support people over the weekend (so we can't get help or complain) and a search showed I am not alone!
OVP_00021 instead of #ManchesterUnited because #PeacockTV cares about profits over people.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

'"I CAME, I SAW, SHE CONQUERED."
(The original Latin seems to have been garbled.)'
~Robert A. Heinlein

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

“There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

Archeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

My password was hacked. That's the third time this month I've had to rename my cat.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

I have a screwdriver in my hand. This is not a drill. Repeat, this is not a drill.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

I used to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

“Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.”
~L. Frank Baum

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

I like to stop the microwave with one second to go; it makes me feel like a bomb defusal expert.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

The best Christmas present I ever got was a broken drum - you just can't beat it.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

"His heart wasn't the only thing that was 2 sizes too small." ~Mrs. Grinch

Mele Kalikimaka! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad! Joyeux Noel! 🎄☃️

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

Remember: If the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.

[Kerri-Anne Sheridan @kerrianne42]

@GeorgeTakei This is a terrible article. It's so full of ads, that I was literally (and I literally mean literally) unable to read it. The ads kept forcing the page to reflow. 5 MINUTES later and I still couldn't read the 1st PARAGRAPH because of ads.

Pick better sources to share!