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Totally Smitten

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Comcast is the suckkiest company EVER!! There has got to be something better out there!

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Wait....there was some big football game on tonight?

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Most days I barely have time to shower...why in the world did I just get a Facebook account?

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I wonder if wishing wells are struggling as much as everyone else is in this rececssion?

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Is it too late for Apple to change the name of the new iPad to something a little less...ummm...menstral?

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I miss Conan already....

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Mimi's Cafe sucks, unless of course you like gross food.

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Why does the cashier always ask "find everything you needed?" If I had not would I be in the line right now?

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I love it when I look down and think.."I really hope that is a bubble in my shirt and not my stomach", and then it's my stomach.

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Why is it that when you ask a Dude to turn up the volume, he hits the button 20 times? 2 would be just fine!

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Just ordered something from Vegas, to be shipped to Colorado, with my San Diego phone # and my billing address in Park City, UT #getsaround

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Pretty sure it is not environmentally friendly to drive your kid around in order for him to fall asleep?

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Went to the mall....left after 10 minutes.....buying everything online this year!

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Dr "After I give him these shots, you will get a couple good days of sleep from him" Me: "Can we come back on Monday for more?"

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Note to self: Never to into a retail store between Halloween and Xmas..

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Not sure you know this but the whole "Mom" thing would be a lot easier if he slept a lot and didn't cry.

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Anyone getting on the 11:16 am Delta SLC-San Diego flight tomorrow...think twice. I will be there with a 6 week old, apologies in advance!

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It is inevitable....you give a baby a bath and 2 minutes later a blow out. No way around it.

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I love watching The Biggest Loser and eating cookies, chips and Coke for the whole 2 hours. #iamfat

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Sign of a good day = wearing earrings AND a bracelet