kerr

you have to do the best with what God gave you

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

@hannbino You’re a softy and you always have been 😛

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

Hey love you too

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

Me on Facebook vs Me on Twitter

[RIP Terez A. Paylor @TerezPaylor]

The Chiefs are signing former BYU center Tejan Koroma, per a source. Was in minicamp as a tryout player and will get a continued shot to impress

[jordy 🦋 @Jordyn_Bryant]

college goodbyes are weird like am I gonna ever see you again? when? where? in what setting? your wedding? a casual run in? do I even get to say goodbye in the middle of finals? how does one say congrats & good luck with the rest of your life without wanting to bawl????!

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

@carolineHmason Thank you for reminding me this is a thing

[Bon Bon @LilBDiggitty]

If Bruce Jenner wants to identify as Caitlyn that's fine with me, but April identifying as January that's crossing the line

[Mandie @mandie_abelt]

When the test says to explain your answer

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

Also can we acknowledge that her profile picture is a screen shot of a text message

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

Alright grandma, simmer down

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

when I say Pirates of the Caribbean it’s the only time in life that I pronounce Caribbean as Caribbean

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

@kennlund1 I wanted to give him a spanking myself after he screamed at the end

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

Something that’s always bothered me: can bars force you out of a bar at 1:45 when their establishment says they are open until 2?

I understand not serving alcohol and doing last call, but people can’t finish their drinks?

[deni⁷ @kissyhobi]

“how’s life going?”

me:
https://t.co/4vUshg7u5B

[kerr @kerrigansadler]

Last night a bouncer didn’t believe my ID since it’s a picture from when I was 15 (cue afro hair) and I had to pull up my Facebook to prove to him it was in fact me