Kezboy

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[Redd @ReddCinema]

The fact that Ed Sheeran gets horny don’t sit right with me

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i feel like drinking bleach every time i see anything about one direction life was so simple and now i live paycheck to paycheck

[trish @ultragloss]

no one understands a woman in her 20s the way billy joel did in 1977 when he wrote vienna

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[Kezboy @kerrisbuellerr]

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[Kezboy @kerrisbuellerr]

Nah my parents wouldn’t even fill out their details for student finance

[ebonically intelligent papi 🌻 @julianakilrose]

I'm reading these comments completely in shock that some of y'all parents did assignemnts for you...I'm happy for y'all but WOW you truly never know what advantages others have! 😭 I haven't seen ANYBODY admit to this until this moment

[Guid Reads (Ruth Galloway) @GuidReadsAlva]

Help - landlord potentially selling our shop-we could buy it for £35K-I panicked until I thought-is 1000 people investing £35 to have their name written on the outside of the building and receive a free pre-loved book every month for a year silly? #booktwitter #kindnesstrain

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Tesco delivery driver arrives.

I put my barking dog in another room.

Him: What dog is it?
Me: A chocolate lab.
Him: Will she run out the front door?
Me: No. She’ll just get in the way.
Him: I don’t mind her being in the way.
Me: Would you like to see the dog?
Him: Yes please.

[Kezboy @kerrisbuellerr]

Not me ringing @SF_England and being hung up on after being on hold for half an hour😭

[Philippa H Stewart @Flip_Stewart]

Don’t walk home but don’t get a taxi and don’t use public transportation. Don’t refuse to go out with men because they deserve a chance and don’t leave early but don’t go home alone after dark and don’t carry protection because that’s offensive but why didn’t you defend yourself.

[Kezboy @kerrisbuellerr]

Inject this into my veins are u joKING