Happy Vibes

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Shuts down Ebola research - Massive Ebola outbreak

Closes CDC Parasitic disease division - Huge parasitic diarrhoea outbreak

Defunds screwworm research - screwworm comes back to the US

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Health Secretary RFK Jr

[Pessimistic Persimmon @Kenneth33071904]

DIARRHEA PARASITE UPDATE

CDC says investigators have narrowed down the possible source of the nationwide diarrhea outbreak to 3 main potential items which should be avoided until further notice.

1. Any food
2. Any water
3. Any thing

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What I’m eating to avoid the diarrhea disease

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

When you eat produce in Trump’s America:

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m bombing Iran. I’m not bombing Iran. I’m bombing Iran. I’m not bombing Iran.

Markets:

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The CDC quietly stopped checking the food supply for 6 pathogens
(Campylobacter, cyclospora, listeria, shigella, vibrio, and yersenia) about two months ago, leaving everyone more vulnerable.

Hey, where are you RFK Jr and MAHA?

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

I think we all share Sam's dream.

[The United Spot @TheUnitedSpot__]

He’s doing great.

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

New photo just released of other friends visiting Mitch McConnell today. He really looks great! Hang in there!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Lindsey Graham's death kinda feels like we got a free appetizer because our entrees were taking a long time. 🤔

[jezz @JezziiB]

So RFK comes into town, torches research and disease prevention programs, and now we have outbreaks of measles, screwworm, and cyclospora.

It’s almost like doctors should be in charge of health services.

[Appalachian Liberty @Liberty_Xtreme]

Enhanced footage of today’s UAP/UFO releases by the Pentagon, this is WILD!

[🔸️The.Angry.Ostrich. @DaAngryOstrich]

Holy fucking shit that's hilarious.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

Mitch McConnell showing up to vote against the SAVE America Act 😭

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell dies, announces plans to run for senate again in 2028

[The Day Warrior @thedaywar90]

Literally every military person in this room has turned their back to the Commander In Chief....while he wanders around like a guy at the prom who no one wants to dance with.