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Comms @groupgordon. I like running, and once upon a time, I could spell. Dog mom to Mallow. Let regret end at the start of the day.

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My answer to @MuckRack Daily's trivia question: Frank Neuhauser!

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@MoheganSun I'm trying to cancel my hotel reservation that I made for this show, and have been on hold for 90 minutes. Can someone please help me with this??

[Al Hughes Dukes @Alsboringtweets]

609 is trash...732 is where it's at

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Are you joking me that #Peloton shares closed 5% down today bc HBO made the lamest choice ever to kill Big after a ride?? I’m actually outraged

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I’ve decided that the world is divided into good people, and people who don’t make a huge public scene over how cute my puppy is.

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Happy 4th to our neighbors who have been rocking a boppin’ early 2000s playlist all day. 🇺🇸

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Did you know that the plural of oasis is oases? Am I weird to find that interesting?

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Nothing gets my OCD revved up like people who don't cash checks in a timely manner.

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@kelseyelainex 💯💯💯

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The tragedy of wedding registries and COVID-related production issues: We are now the proud owners of a knife sharpener, but the knife block is out of stock indefinitely.

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@tamani_j Yes.

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Should I be having a panic attack about the cicadas yet y/n

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Of my own volition, I am watching #TheMasters2021 and enjoying it. While I might be a little embarrassed, I’m not afraid to admit it.

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@jrmarcantonio Omg beautiful

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Can someone explain to me why, a year-plus into a global pandemic, people still walk at/directly toward me on the sidewalk? No disrespect but I am trying to stay away from you all!!

[Kerry Close @KerryClose]

I'm truly split on whether I love or loathe that this is news.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Ruh roh! Biden pooch drops doggie doo in White House hallway. https://t.co/XJcv8cWZtp

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@jrmarcantonio This is the best thing I've heard all week.

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I'm back. How does a customer service line just not pick up the phone?

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@jrmarcantonio JJ LOVES masks. He feels like they keep his face warm and protected, and has stated on multiple occasions that he would like to keep wearing them regularly after COVID. 😂