Kerry McFarland

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

No one is more hopeful every morning than my Apple Watch encouraging me to close my excerise rings #thatbitchisoptomistic

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

Just in case no one has told you today ...you are beautiful, nice butt and Hometown Foods has potatoes.

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

Los Altos is selling to go virgin margaritas,l have Tequila ......we are all going to be alright! #luisisagenius

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

@macinzie16 You still eat chocolate chips (lamb poop) right?

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

My dad told me hummus looks like calf scours and he is not wrong#thanksjack

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

@macinzie16 It is just very evident today

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

Realized just today that I married Red Foreman from the 70’s show.

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

For years homecoming dresses and prom dresses filled our closet..today it’s a wedding dress#megsgettinghitched

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human made me a pancake. in the shape of a heart. it tasted similar to a circle pancake. but meant a lot more

[Carver's Ridge @carversridge]

If you are a woman or have a daughter you must listen to it!!! WOW...spot on!! Beautiful!! https://t.co/YmT6eeboxa

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

I am so happy that I paid for all those dance lessons so my girls could be good dancers on bar dance floors #moneywellspent

[shea @sheainjanuary]

I gasped so loud when she dropped it and I thought the balloon was going to float away

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

Iowa....I have spoken my piece and counted to three

[Mel Robbins @melrobbins]

If you’ve got someone in your life who makes you feel wrong about making changes— that’s on them. They probably feel insecure about where they are in life, and want to keep you there with them. Don’t feel guilty about outgrowing them. They had the chance to grow with you 🌿

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

I secretly put a blanket out on our porch for a random cat. I saw the same cat over on the neighbors porch ...let me tell ya I am offended

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

One more snow storm and I’m smoking grandpas cigs he left at our house #neversmoked#ihatewinter

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

Empty nesting seems to be a lot about tv remote control

[Kerry McFarland @kerrymcf10]

@macinzie16 @_______sadiemac She must of forgot to include me in the snap chat