Kerry S.

Give me a sandwich and I'll eat for a day... Give me a buffet situation and I'll incapacitate myself for at least a week.

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Amazing what you find on the country music channel after midnight... Just going to leave this here for anyone who needs a smile 😁 https://t.co/hyejWpqPH5

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@YodelOnline Please could you help- my parcel was marked as delivered this afternoon although no one has shown up on the doorbell or cctv cameras at my house with it. Delivery photo is solid black. Do you think it will turn up, or is it gone for good?

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@YodelOnline Please can you help- my parcel has been sat at your Sandwell depot for a couple of days. Says it will be delivered today (said same yesterday) 3 webchat sessions haven't helped. Why isn't it being sent out to my address?

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@AndiEwington

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@AndiEwington Been saving it to look forward to when I'm laid up after having my gallbladder whipped out, but the "any day now" op is fast becoming a spiralling-time-vortex-of-rumbunctious-groundhoggery so I'm going to whack another hot water bottle on ol' Mr Gallbladder and get reading now!🤓

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@AndiEwington Honestly, if I could swap you for the front fastening, fully back-fat encompassing, non underwired granny bra. Available now in puce or sultry avocado... I would... Right now 😑

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@AndiEwington My copy is out for delivery today

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

"Mom-next door's cat is judging me again!" 😬

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

#VOTETIMCOMEDY

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@BarclaysUKHelp Hi Abi, thank you so much for your replies! That's brilliant, I'll send it off tomorrow. Thank you again for your help- I really appreciate your fast reply, and being able to get intouch without having to phone 🙂 -Kerry

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@BarclaysUKHelp Hi Barclays, I've just received my new Current Account welcome pack with Signature Card to return to you, but there is no prepaid envelope enclosed- please could you let me know the correct address to post it to? Thank you for your help!

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Things calmed down and the original lads finished the porch. Congratulated them on a job well done and sent them home with a tub of Heroes and a couple of chocolate oranges. That's it- bra off, nap time now 😴

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Word is getting out that I'm making bacon sandwiches for my roofers. Things have escalated... now have 2 van loads, the meter-reader, and a window cleaner we've never seen before on the lawn and they're having a fair ol' jamboree around the Makita radio. Defrosting more bread...

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Next door neighbour is trying to join in. Porch still isn't finished but everyone is happy. Apparently the sandwiches were mega 😊 I feel like a proud mother.

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@rudeplacenames Everybody has heard of Bell End in the Midlands... But have you ever had a sniff around Peter's Finger in Bromsgrove? Enjoy!

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Promised to show my new Brazilian cousin-in-law some traditional British dishes before he heads home... 😆 #andasherrytrifle

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Upate- it broke. That's the world telling you to stop, guys 🤗

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

Special Jubilee shoutout to those of us with neighbours who cranked up the industrial log shredder at 9.30 this morning... Seriously. 😑 #JubileeWeekend

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@GlenMitchell1 2 weeks alone in hospital so far- she doesn't understand what's going on, we can't find out what's going on. All info from different shifts/teams is conflicting. We wait every day for the expected bad news that she has passed but "they couldn't call us in intime."

[Kerry S. @kerrys576]

@GlenMitchell1 I am so sorry for your loss. Our family is in a similar situation even now. 91yr old grandma is alone in QE Birmingham-No visiting, she can't use a mobile, has nothing with her, hearing aid has been lost. Minimal updates on her condition. We're still following the rules though...