KAM

2025. New year same old me!
I am tired of peopleing.

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

My phone just changed 'people' to 'idiots' and I've never felt more validated.

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

@GBC_Press Bigger story....35% of people are in a cult and absolutley delusional.

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

MAGA: Illegals are coming to take American jobs
Also MAGA: Illegals are coming to lounge around and live off welfare
MAGA: Black people don't value education enough
Also MAGA: Black people are taking white kids' slots at the best colleges

Racists need to pick a lane...

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Exactly 💯

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

I have seen a lot of people ask why it's OK to require an ID to get into the Obama Presidential Library, but not to vote.

The problem is that it's not true that you need to show ID to get into the Obama Presidential Library.

Where the confusion arises is that if Illinois residents show their Illinois ID, they can get discounted or free admission.

But MAGA lies and MAGA believes lies, and then MAGA repeats lies.

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

@HarlanCoben Just finished watching... as always, spectacular! No one writes the twists like you @HarlanCoben .
And @MiloVentimiglia did an awesome job as always.

Can't wait for your next one!

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

💯💯💯

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

🚨 If you believe Social Security should be 100% off-limits for Trump and Republicans, smash LIKE and RETWEET right now!

Protect our seniors! #HandsOffSocialSecurity

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

What an AMAZING, beautiful speech by Michelle Obama, listing the challenges President Obama faced, and his incredible achievements.

I can't prove it, but I know when she mentioned "winning a Nobel Peace Prize," Barack and Hillary had a good laugh at envious trump.

I LOVE THIS SPEECH.🙏♥️🙏

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

Please vote for my #sweetcaroline #hasbro #toddleroftheyear. Thank you!
https://t.co/96FkY2f7Mg

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

Please VOTE for my sweet granddaughter!!!! She's currently in 2nd place!!! We can do this!!! https://t.co/96FkY2f7Mg

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

@amuse @grok is this post true?

[Aldo F. Rodriguez @AldoFRodriguez]

@HunterBiden @ChrisCillizza Hunter Biden is all out of to fucks to give and I'm here for it!
#GoGetEmHunter!

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Vaccines do not cause autism

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Carville: “Right now we’ve got to win and we’ve got to win everywhere because the worst Democrat is 100x better than the best Republican. That’s just a fact. We’re not looking for perfection, we’re just looking to stop this son of a bitch from taking the whole country down”

[Sheree’ Woke AF @ShereeWokeAF]

💯

[Mr. Christopher @iamalmostlegend]

Someone called 911 on two young brothers selling lemonade at their lemonade at their lemonade stand. The Police and Fire Department showed up.

Watch what happened next:

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

Hey media

Not a Platner fan, but why is he a nonstop story and not Ken Paxton's TWENTY indictments by a GOP led-Texas legislature, securities fraud charges and his wife's filing for divorce on "biblical grounds?"

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[KAM @kerrysaidWHAT]

Amen @HunterBiden
Where have you been all my Twitter/x life?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.