Kerry THE REAL McCoy

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

… I was in the Olympics

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

@tjguidice I wouldn’t have given you one if I knew you were gonna be such a little dick about it

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Does anyone have a charger for an iPhone 4? I am trying to find me and Christian Boley’s first picture together.

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Not even trying to brag, this is the longest I’ve ever gone without someone giving me a high five

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Oh good, now I have a whole other year to train.

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Bet @jsheptoc was out on that football field with those nerds?

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

When people don’t respond immediately to my texts, I assume it’s because they are passing around there phone and bragging that I texted them

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Paid @Snyder_man45 not to show up because I need to be the best Olympian in the room... $30 well spent

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

That march was so lit

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

@BillyBagels26 hey can you send me your contact info, I'm compiling a list of people I don't care about anymore

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

I just set up the sprinkler! My kids are going to have SOO MUCH fun sitting there and watching Christian and I chase each other through it

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

When I rub testudos nose it gives HIM luck

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

@BernsteinBear69 great talk today SOOOO excited for you to be a Terp next year!!

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Do you guys remember Josh Asper?? Lol me neither.

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

I know this goes against everything I stand for but a tiny part of me kind of wants jimmy to win

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

@kyledake444 Cornell is red, Penn State is blue, you won four national titles and I only won two :(

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Tonight was the Military Bowl of dual meets!! Except @carlbuchholz got to participate!!

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

@kyledake444 are you like doing anything tonight?

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Can't stop LOLing at this whole Harlem Shake thing!!

[Kerry THE REAL McCoy @kerrythereal]

Everyday of Josh Asper's life reminds me of a sad 30 for 30