Dave

I like to think of myself as a Senior Commercial Manager in the Construction Industry. My wife insists however that all I do is count bricks all day.

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@JPGriff16 Don’t drink in the Airport, it was 10€ a pint there last year!

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When there's something strange............ @ London Waterloo Station https://t.co/NfX9QG1Ts4

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#WEAREWESTBEACH

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@walkers_crisps Tokyo#SpellandGo

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@walkers_crisps Munich#SpellandGo

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@walkers_crisps AMSTERDAM#SpellandGo

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Funny BitBook post in Tiny Tower for iOS!

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Almost recovered from yesterday's drinking with some great people during corporate England vs Ireland at Twickenham. Head stopped hurting.

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Guess which of these two items I just had removed from inside my leg

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@RagdollRagdoll Rubbish looking suitcase, bit bulky me thinks.

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@PhilLucas It doesn't really carry the same menace as "The Decimator"

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@PhilLucas Too kind, 2nd effort - Chris "I bank at Barclays, where do" Eubank

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@PhilLucas How about Chris "We lent all our money to Greece" EU Bank

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@RagdollRagdoll So good you went to see him, how amazing is he after such a terrible accident? You nice lady long time.

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@RagdollRagdoll @phillucas Happy to help and hey enough of the goblin, vests and caps insults. It's not a pretty picture!

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@RagdollRagdoll @phillucas Philip, I didn't say you weren't good looking just didn't say yes when asked if you were "hot".

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@RagdollRagdoll @phillucas Sarah, I never called you a Hooker I just said you dress like one.

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Hey everyone, check out Draw Pad Pro! The newest app from Fishington Studios

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Splatalot on CBBC just now - Dick & Dom manage to get away with calling a contestant a bum weasel.