Roz Ryan

Freelance health journalist and consultant editor @ Lark Agency. Also Fosters South Coast Comedian Runner-up. All views my own. And always up for gin and tonic!

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

I just wrote a review on Eyelash Growth Serum https://t.co/ZjGzLQVwXx via @yotpo

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

@faisalislam Yeah, I wondered about that one! America being able to make its own ‘GI Phone’ sounded absolute rubbish.

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

Kate goes running in to William: “Iron a shirt! Iron a shirt!”

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

🧵 On 17 December 1976, Thames TV aired a debate about paranormal beliefs. And it turned out to be one of the greatest half hours in British television history. Believe me: it's the best thing you'll see all week.

First off, host Sandra Harris gets things rolling: (1/12)

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

@Dan_Martin Yep. Utterly pointless last episode after that.

[Wriggy @Wriggy]

You won, Leanne. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Leanne. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum

#TheTraitors

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

@thewhitecompany Hello! I have just bought two of your memory foam pillows, but have no idea how to recycle the packaging. Can I take them into a store? Or put them in with plastic bags? Thanks.

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

Cleaning the house this weekend? Find out how to recycle (nearly) everything as you go - even those weird flappy film lids on the top of hummus or yoghurts.
https://t.co/ZVRwq2h2SQ

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

One view:

‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch

Another view:

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

I called families to tell them their beloved was dying. I read out messages from absent family members. I saw the British public behave with such *staggering* decency as they obeyed the rules to protect the vulnerable.

Is my anger 'overblown'?

She has absolutely no idea.

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

As someone who was ALWAYS the narrator, I feel lucky I never had to find a costume like this!

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand -

[Emma Szewczak @EmmaSzewczak]

Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand -

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

@pitchblacksteed Whenever husband sneezes.

[Roz Ryan @rozryan]

@pitchblacksteed Do you want a hanky wanky to cough the flemmy wemmy woo into?

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

4 bed house and a flat screen tele no doubt!!! While Rupert the Bears had his winter fuel allowance cut!!! 😡🇬🇧

[Richard Burgon MP @RichardBurgon]

In Parliament tonight, all the Reform MPs voted AGAINST giving workers extra job security and better rights after being kicked around by bad bosses for far too long.

Remember that when they pretend to be the voice of ordinary workers.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

It would be a real shame if this tweet by Elon Musk (in 2022) saying that Trump is too old to be president went viral.

You know what to do.

[Michael Lambert @MichaelLamberta]

I can’t sleep at night any longer. The news is just too awful. What with the discovery that Taylor Swift had a police car escort her to Wembley from her hotel and now we learn that Keir Starmer may have moved another painting at No 10. It is all too much.

[Brendan May @bmay]

I’m old enough to remember sitting cabinet minister Priti Patel meeting a foreign government off the record without her Prime Minister even knowing about it so forgive me if I don’t start salivating that the current Prime Minister met a visiting pop star after her Wembley gig.