Ethan Kerslake

life’s short, drive fast and leave a sexy corpse

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

Starting an all male Dixie chicks cover band called the chixie dicks, let me know if you’re interested

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

@taylormattsonn This is terrible news

[Karsen @KarsenCeglowski]

“I can run faster horny than you can scared”- @SethAberle

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

@tristinn_l @2_parkss Get a room 🙄

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

@BarstoolUND @JoeBlacksBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks #BarstoolBestbar

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

*stares directly into every set of oncoming headlights*

[Carter Bechtold @CarterB1418]

Starting a family that stays a family is one of my biggest goals in life

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

*explains what a Bluetooth speaker is for 10 minutes*

Grandpa: “....so it’s just a radio.”

[jake blessum @jacobblessum]

Looking forward to the day when I find that one thing I’m more than just “average” at

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

@littlekippen @18_kittleson Not sure what to do here, definitely ate all the stuffing, definitely don’t wanna get stuffed

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

The best part of Friendsgiving is the massive tub of stuffing you get to eat for breakfast the next day

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

Yesterday mighta been Halloween but boy do I have the scaries today

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

So can I get a mulligan on these past three years?

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

Treadwell must’ve forgot his hands in Minnesota

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

@18_kittleson @2_parkss Yeah my girlfriend’s really weird like that too

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

Imagine being that guy that walks into the bar in a cut off

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

Do you ever reach a point in life that you stop being tired every single day?

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

Damn Argentinians trynna mooch my Netflix. NOT ON MY WATCH SON

[Ethan Kerslake @kerslakeethan]

@18_kittleson Oh