kersure

hard worker, lucky husband, musicals fan, weakest link winner, eternal optimist.

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@rudemrlang Genuinely......you're one of those individuals who just can't WAIT to be offended 😂

[Paul Johnson @paul__johnson]

Boris Johnson

Private dinner at Garrick club?
-Hop on private jet to make it in time

Emergency debate on corruption?
-Sorry. Train won't get me there on time

[LBC @LBC]

Listeners are branding this James O'Brien’s finest monologue yet as he explains in forensic detail why the Owen Paterson scandal has hit the public so hard.

@mrjamesob

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@lornaaaa_xo Congratulations 💞

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@bbclaurak Why do you still tweet? Do you write it out, hit ‘tweet’ then just run for cover? Surely anyone with more than half a brain seeing you for what you are, you don’t read the replies.

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This is the real essence of Halloween. Not glamorous expensive adult costumes, it’s happy kids in 4 sizes too big customised last minute costumes with gift bags to collect treats and cushion filling for hair #TrickOrTreat #halloween2021

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@SteSpen5 What a teacher! Great dance but above all else, what a BANGER 💥

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@abiraar Mount Pleasant, late October 2022 😉

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Boris Johnson & Rishi Sunak have just uploaded a new back slapping video filled with so much bull**** it could fertilise an entire field

These are the FACTS

DON’T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH IT!

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@SteSpen5 Spread the word pal, he’s not long opened and is really keen to make a go of it. Cheers 👍🏼

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@SteSpen5 True dat. That place has got ‘birthday treat’ written all over it 😉

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@SteSpen5 Yeah, it’s a decent little spot with bars and food places. Nice one pal 👍🏼

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Asking people to wear masks in crowded or busy indoor settings and on public transport won’t harm Business. Refusing to issue mask mandates will, eventually. Not only has the Government mismanaged the epidemic, but it’s being driven by economic incompetence.

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@AppleSupport May I ask why the latest iPhone update has moved the internet search bar to the bottom of the screen? Seems like change for the sake of change 🙄

[Alex Buxton 🇬🇧🇨🇾🇪🇺 @AlexBuxton]

Jacinda Ardern reportedly phoned the families of all 28 people in NZ who died of Covid.

If Johnson did the same, with each call taking 5 minutes, it would take him 5 years, 9 months and 2 weeks.

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@redkingcraw @PeteOlusoga Surely an honest mistake that you missed off Ulysses 31?

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@screwloose1980 With built in fish tank ✅

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

So @sajidjavid has literally just *cancelled* his appearance at today's @RCGP annual conference.

I think if the Health Secretary is too scared to face the frontline NHS staff he bashes - and yet purports to lead - he really shouldn't be in post.

RT if you do too.

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@Lozzahpop Yesterday I had custard and ripples, alas no more (they were consumed more traditionally) I’ll put them on my list and get back to you.

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@Lozzahpop Every way I imagine that, it is weird.