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I play guitar in bands Nephele and Hollow Sun. Also love memes.

[CR @kertonal]

We've been cooking up something special this past year and I'm so excited for this to finally be released!

[Nephele @nepheleband]

New single & Music video for Time Under Tension ft. @mikesemesky coming 4 • 29 • 22.

Presave at the link in our bio.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

Fixed it

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Stop pointing out that Ken Paxton helped a pedophile avoid life in prison and walk after 60 days.

That’ll only make MAGA like him more.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[rune sword @runesword1]

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

[Aayush @bhondu_ka_laddu]

Linux is so sexy, what do u mean unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, unmount, sleep

[james hawkins @james406]

"per my last email" = passive-aggressive, short, formal

"per my NEXT email" = foreboding, commanding, what could be in that next email

[Christopher Walkin™ @Quadcarl]

What it feels like hearing RFK Jr’s voice.

[CR @kertonal]

I like my coffee like how they just released the Epstein files.

Black

[CR @kertonal]

@thdxr Sleep maxxing Chads

[CR @kertonal]

I'm just trying to live my life and a snow flake flew past my glasses into my eye

[CR @kertonal]

Rapeseed implies the existence of consensualsexseed

[chrissy ✨ @chrissyxchi]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked this murloc and he said “mrrrrrglrrrlgr”

[CR @kertonal]

Imagine that instead of being on a wild goose chase, you were on a wild goon chase

[Harley Morenstein @HarleyPlays]

It’s crazy how today is the day I was supposed to be boxing in an arena with tens of thousands of empty seats

[Тsфdiиg @tsoding]

Which Button produces more maintainable code?

[IroncladDev @IroncladDev]

Wrong. This is what CRUD stands for:

- Configure neovim
- Rewrite your neovim config
- Update your neovim config
- Diagnose plugins that randomly break

[CR @kertonal]

I had a dream last night that combined two of my worst fears.

Drowning.
And javascript.