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hound momma. cow puncher. cheap beer connoisseur.

[ker @kerxo_]

Bull hauler: “what’s a girl like you doing loading trucks in a place like this?”

Me:

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

People over 25 when Ludacris came out during the halftime show

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Deciding to get up

[Jenny Sauer-Schmidgall @TheWittyFarmer]

I had Father Schulte come out again this year, to get the combine blessed. I highly recommend it. We had him come out last year, didn’t mean anything negative wouldn’t have happened, but it definitely didn’t hurt.

#justincase #AgTwitter @JohnDeere

[priya 🫧 @prtwoa]

i’m 23 and i’ve reached financial freedom and the secret is to liquidate your assets.

i don’t let my money just sit in my bank acc i turn them into liquid forms every single day. below are some examples

[ker @kerxo_]

seeing all the pictures from my sister’s wedding has just reinforced the fact that I am the ugliest crier on the face of the earth

[ker @kerxo_]

the 17 hour drive to oklahoma otw to calf fry: piece of cake

the 17 hour drive home from oklahoma after a three day bender at calf fry: everyone is unwell. missouri seems like it’s never gonna end. not sure how we’re gonna make it 🥴

[ker @kerxo_]

My parents are always the first two people I call when I’m dealing with conflicts in my life, but for two VERY different reasons.

I call my mom if I want advice on how to stay cool in a situation.

I call my dad if I want someone to tell me to burn shit to the ground. ☝🏼

[Kort @sandhsweetheart]

Everyone says they want a tall boyfriend but ya’ll would definitely not want the tall boyfriend grocery bills

[𝕤 𝕥 𝕖 𝕡 𝕙 ☆ @stephaniedawsx3]

i fight for my life to see anything when I’m driving in the dark

[ker @kerxo_]

turned down going to a full bottle service club in Wellington tonight bc it was past my bedtime. this is (almost) 24.

[ker @kerxo_]

just packed for six days in Florida in 20 minutes using only a carry on and a book bag, either that’s a win or I’m gonna get there and have nothing I need. regardless, see u soon Welly

[ker @kerxo_]

we keep saying we’re not gonna buy a new bed until we buy a house so we still sleep on a full size.. but I’m about to give in bc between the beagle, the Aussie, and the snoring bf, if I don’t go to sleep first, I just don’t sleep :))

[RayChal @rachelslathar]

maybe the nicotine is addicted to me did you ever think about that

[ker @kerxo_]

the only thing that can make a Steelers L a little better is watching Miami upset Baltimore 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[ker @kerxo_]

if there’s anything better than cracking a cold keystone w the stockyard boys right after we get done selling cattle thru the roof, I’ve yet to find it

[Zzz💭 @CountinZs]

i eat my first meal of the day at 5pm bro don’t ask me for no advice

[Austine @theereal_one]

If u ride in the car wit me at night, you’re loyal cuz I really can’t see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.

[ker @kerxo_]

@babyrapunzal Can I ask wtf a mini bernadoodle is

[ker @kerxo_]

My mammaw telling me to always water my garden and flowers in the morning because “plants don’t like to go to bed with wet feet” is the most wholesome shit I’ve ever heard 🥺

[ker @kerxo_]

you know you found the right one when you call and say “hey I bought a donkey” and he says “a donkey?! …… okay honey” 😂💜