Kesha

DREAMER.

[Kesha @keshagloss]

what more could I ask for, this is great.... go to this article now, you will not regret it: http://t.co/HjWXIPYM

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What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi

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Saying "what" but then 1 second later realizing what that b*tch said...

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Mom: "Can I use your laptop?" Me: *Deletes history, logs out of every site, double check history, stands over her shoulder the whole time*

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Everyone has one friend that they secretly hate.

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Who else when they were younger poured soda into the cap and acted like they were taking shots?

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Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status, after 5 it should default to "Unstable".

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Oh please, you have more d!ck in your personality than you do in your pants.

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"I can't eat anymore, I'm full!" "Do you want any desert?" "YESSSSSS!!"

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That moment when someone you barely know ends up in your dream.

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That moment when someone hates on you. Bitch, my mom thinks I'm amazing.

[Kesha @keshagloss]

@Sarah__Loveeee soo cute <3

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Looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid.

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When you want to say something and then you realize that the person you're talking with shouldn't know about it. "And - Oh.. Never mind"

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When you're in a museum or something and there's a "Don't touch" sign. Challenge accepted.

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Why I turn on the TV: 10% to watch shows. 90% to use it as background noise so I feel less lonely while I'm on the internet.

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Girls, there's a fine line between wearing make-up & looking like you just got gang banged by crayola.

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Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over.

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The danger of having gum at school is not being caught by the teacher, but being caught by your friends.

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Typing "LOL" when you're face has less expression than Kristen Stewart. If it's possible....